Shearer's ebar

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Once your wife leaves the room, check it out.

Is he married like?

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

I'll be going upstairs and playing my harp while all you sinners are down in the basement stoking the furnaces.

Okay have fun.

 

[Darth Plagueis]

She's a slapper anyway

Not trying to get all preachy, but I don't believe in labeling women as slappers for sleeping around. It's a double standard.

But she does give **** blowjobs... lol

 

[Darth Plagueis]

I'll be going upstairs and playing my harp while all you sinners are down in the basement stoking the furnaces.

In other words, having a ****.

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Not trying to get all preachy, but I don't believe in labeling women as slappers for sleeping around. It's a double standard.

But she does give **** blowjobs... lol

To be fair she probably is. She does seem to be a nasty piece of work.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

To be fair she probably is. She does seem to be a nasty piece of work.

This.
Tash- you need to sample more women fella.
She's a reet old slapper.

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

This.
Tash- you need to sample more women fella.
She's a reet old slapper.

To be fair I ain't had many but even I can tell you that. Simpson was stupid to dump his Mrs for her in the first place.

 

[Sweats]

Who is a slapper?

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

She's had more hammer than a cobbler's thumb.
She has a lady orifice like a Wizards Sleeve
Her lady space is like a joiners bag

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Who is a slapper?

Tulisa the druggie.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Who is a slapper?

Jump in a cab and head 20 miles south lololol

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Jump in a cab and head 20 miles south lololol

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[Albert's Chip Shop]

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I know where Sweats lives mate.
20 miles South is a lovely town/city (get's coat)

 

[Agent Bruce]

She's had more hammer than a cobbler's thumb.
She has a lady orifice like a Wizards Sleeve
Her lady space is like a joiners bag

Sounds like you know her personally. Have you been there?

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

I know where Sweats lives mate.
20 miles South is a lovely town/city (get's coat)

Where does he live?

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

In other words, having a ****.

Tash, not everything involves ****ing fella.

 

[Darth Plagueis]

Tash, not everything involves ****ing fella.

I know brah.

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Tash, not everything involves ****ing fella.

. He will be off too knock one out now

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Where does he live?

In a secret Nazi castle. It's called castle sweatsentein. By the river Fuhrer, in the county of Abwehr...

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

In a secret Nazi castle. It's called castle sweatsentein. By the river Fuhrer, in the county of Abwehr...

That actually wouldn't surprise me