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Is he married like?

 

Okay have fun.

 

Not trying to get all preachy, but I don't believe in labeling women as slappers for sleeping around. It's a double standard.

But she does give **** blowjobs... lol

 

In other words, having a ****.

 

To be fair she probably is. She does seem to be a nasty piece of work.

 

This.
Tash- you need to sample more women fella.
She's a reet old slapper.

 

To be fair I ain't had many but even I can tell you that. Simpson was stupid to dump his Mrs for her in the first place.

 

Who is a slapper?

 

She's had more hammer than a cobbler's thumb.
She has a lady orifice like a Wizards Sleeve
Her lady space is like a joiners bag

 

Tulisa the druggie.

 

Jump in a cab and head 20 miles south lololol

 

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I know where Sweats lives mate.
20 miles South is a lovely town/city (get's coat)

 

Sounds like you know her personally. Have you been there?

 

Where does he live?

 

Tash, not everything involves ****ing fella.

 

I know brah.

 

. He will be off too knock one out now

 

In a secret Nazi castle. It's called castle sweatsentein. By the river Fuhrer, in the county of Abwehr...

 

That actually wouldn't surprise me