Bet he doesn't so it while dressed in a pink Herman goerring uniform.

Don't ****, buy a Fleshlight.
They're worth every ****ing penny.
Bet he doesn't so it while dressed in a pink Herman goerring uniform.
Think Tash would look pretty in pink.
Not even sure I wish to know what one of those is.
Have you considered getting one of those living doll type things tash?? The ones that look really life like..
Had just googled them Tash
... not sure your link is appropriate for here .... maybe better on the sexy poll
Tash you really are quite a bizarre chap. .
Have you ever killed a weasel while thinking about Noel Edmunds?
Dear Deidre,
I wear spectacles, eye patches(on both eyes), monacles, own 6 pairs of military binoculars and have 3 blind dogs.
Do you think I could be masturbating too much?
PS...Apologies for the shaky hand writing.
Dear Jim
Irreversible damage already done .... suggest you just enjoy
Deirdre