A fella got on the bus next to me the other day and said " I've just from the doctors and guess what ?" I said " What?" He said " Well, between us we've got 5 testicles " I replied " You poor bugger, have you only got one "
My dad's take on F1: "They take the best driver, put him in the best car, let him start at the front, and have the cheek to call it a 'race'! Pathetic!" I love my dad!
With me or the grand prix? The grand prix is infuriatingly predictable with Vettel just laughing at everyone in his superior car. Hammy doing ok but his car is just slow. In 5th but stops etc all taking place, different strategies etc. Prob finish about 9th. Di Resta going well, looking set for 3rd. Button going quite well, he will finish 5th-6th maybe? If Alonso is more your bag then he is having a mare in about 13th. His rear wing is broken. Rosberg who started on pole but has slipped back to 7th or 8th. Me. Ok but way too much work at present so getting on only sporadically. So much so I haven't managed to put my snake away for you yet