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Is Vic there? said:
The wife and I went to Tunisia on hols a few years ago, and one night in the hotel, their was a Snake Charmer as part of the evenings entertainment.

He asked for a volunteer, and seeing that all the other holiday makers were sat on their hands, I obliged to be his stooge.

The "Charmer" began to insert a Cobra up my trouser leg and out of my fly. Oh, how the crowd cheered with relief it wasn't them.

When the snake was back with the charmer, he gave it a little tap and it rose with its Hood flared.

The Wife thought I was barmy............Still does :laugh:
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Did she not say she wished your snake was as big as the Cobra?
 
Poshminx said:
There was a point I couldn't even look at a picture of one in a book .... not quite that bad now
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If I see a picture of one in a book, I throw the book down, because I can't bring myself to turn the page. I really am petrified of them. I had to stop going round to a mate's house because he got a poxy corn snake as a pet, and I couldn't even face that <yikes>
 
Maestro said:
If I see a picture of one in a book, I throw the book down, because I can't bring myself to turn the page. I really am petrified of them. I had to stop going round to a mate's house because he got a poxy corn snake as a pet, and I couldn't even face that <yikes>
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Morning Maestro! Good to see you in Shearer's <ok>

Haven't seen Dave around much lately.
 
Maestro said:
Morning Obi. Only came in because someone said the drinks were free today, plus an 'All you can eat for bugger all' buffet menu
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Eat and drink as much as you like mate. But I'd prefer it if you didn't go for that 'bugger all' option thanks! <ok>
 
Maestro said:
Thought you might have gone for Gloria Stitz as a username.
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It was considered along with a plentitude of other immature names. I may have to change the pic though. Tash says it'll get him into bother at work and he has asked really nicely. If he'd been an arse about it I could have justified keeping it to annoy him :steam: Damn him and his respectful ways!
 
Norma Snockers said:
It was considered along with a plentitude of other immature names. I may have to change the pic though. Tash says it'll get him into bother at work and he has asked really nicely. If he'd been an arse about it I could have justified keeping it to annoy him :steam: Damn him and his respectful ways!
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Tash shouldn't be on the forum while he's at work, don't encourage him to waste his masters time and property.

Keep the av.
 
Norma Snockers said:
It was considered along with a plentitude of other immature names. I may have to change the pic though. Tash says it'll get him into bother at work and he has asked really nicely. If he'd been an arse about it I could have justified keeping it to annoy him :steam: Damn him and his respectful ways!
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Tash shouldn't be on the forum while he's at work, don't encourage him to waste his masters time and property.

Keep the av.
 
Norma Snockers said:
It was considered along with a plentitude of other immature names. I may have to change the pic though. Tash says it'll get him into bother at work and he has asked really nicely. If he'd been an arse about it I could have justified keeping it to annoy him :steam: Damn him and his respectful ways!
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Technically, it's not your AV that got him into trouble at work, it's what he did to the screen when he saw it.
 
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