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Shearer's ebar

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Looking forward to that already :)
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 21, 2013
  2. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I can see Obi's froth going all over the place.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Apr 21, 2013
  3. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    I thought I'd only thought that ..... didn't realised I'd actually written it :D

    Lol
     
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    Minxy, Apr 21, 2013
  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    That's nothing. Wait until Tash arrives. We'll need to call the coast guards and sea-air rescue squad.
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 21, 2013
  5. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    Minx is a filthy filthy woman.
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Apr 21, 2013
  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Quick everyone, build an Ark. We haven't got long.
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 21, 2013

  7. Agent Bruce

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    Never mind just written it, just do it!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Apr 21, 2013
  8. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Never mind just written it, just do it!
     
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  9. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    The planet will be covered in my manly juices. When you all drown, I will rename Earth - "Planet Tash".
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Apr 21, 2013
  10. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Calm down AB, keep your wig on and give the lady a chance. ;)
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 21, 2013
  11. Agent Bruce

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    It's all too much for Tash's innocent young virgin ears.
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    It's all too much for Tash's innocent young virgin ears.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Apr 21, 2013
  13. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh><laugh>

    Who will you save to share your football formation porn with?
    And who will even be in the formation if you drown everyone? You need to keep some players at least.
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 21, 2013
  14. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Hence the expression " Able bodied seaman "....<laugh>
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Apr 21, 2013
  15. Darth Plagueis

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    lol :D
     
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  16. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Please no that is a terrifying thought.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Apr 21, 2013
  17. Darth Plagueis

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    If you wish to be saved on judgement day, you will pay homage to my testicles.
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Apr 21, 2013
  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    What being on 'Planet Tash', or drowning in Tashjizz before he takes over?
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 21, 2013
  19. Minxy

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    Lol .... How can you say that when I've just had a nice hot soapy shower ?
     
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  20. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Don't believe you. Do you have any video evidence the panel can observe before making any judgement?
     
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