Serious takeover talk

[Chunksafc]

Betcha Cilla Black's clopper looked like Mick Hucknalls shower tray.

Now theres an image I didn't need in my head at this time of the morning

 

[Nads]

Betcha Cilla Black's clopper looked like Mick Hucknalls shower tray.

Yeah thanks for putting the thought of Cilla’s flaps in my Friday morning vibes.

And even worse Hucknalls grill.

What a combo.

 

[Nacho]

I know Speedy over the road. He thinks it is off. I don’t know if he is right or not but I do know he wouldn’t post it if he didn’t believe it. So what I am saying is I don’t believe he is a wind up merchant.
I’m hoping he’s just been told a crock of *****.

What's his claim to fame does he work with the club or something?

 

[Smug in Boots]

Sorry, I know I'm a bit late, but I've just been pointed to messages here because they were supposedly funny.

Smug, can you inbox me please. I was working as part of the takeover team and now that it's off I can say that, but I am shocked if someone has sent you a text like that. If it's just a wind up let me know, but if it's for real this will be dealt with.

I clearly posted both the text and the mobile number it was sent from ...

... if you managed to miss both of those it's no surprise you're so shyte at your job

 

[Chunksafc]

Some serious post deletion going on over the road

 

[wtdog]

Some serious post deletion going on over the road

I hope some beats the Rat into a coma using a orthopedic shoe

 

[T_Bone]

What's his claim to fame does he work with the club or something?

He does football coaching and knows quite a few ex players.

 

[Wash. FTM]

I've just had a terrible thought, despite us all allegedly being in different parts of the world, communication is only possible if your in the same place.

So as we are all talking on here, you must all be hiding somewhere in my house. I've checked the bathroom and the kids room and can't find you all

Boo I'm behind you

 

[Chunksafc]

Boo I'm behind you

I hope not mate, I'm sat on the toilet

 

[YAJERK]

Mag alert.

Yes, I support Newcastle. I can be professional when I want to be.

 

[YAJERK]

I am in Mi5 and I have been waiting for you to resurface.
So either come in now or I will find you and I will kill you.

Lol least you're funny

 

[wtdog]

Yes, I support Newcastle. I can be professional when I want to be.

Really? How much for a bunk up then? Maybe a little bit of frottage and some biting?

 

[Nads]

Can you point me to the page mate? Like I say I was pointed to about a hundred pages ago because someone thought it was funny.

Multi billionaires involving geezers with streakers in their avatars on forums to help with negotiations.

What next, AJ coaching the women’s youth team?

 

[Wash. FTM]

I hope not mate, I'm sat on the toilet

Just don't reach round to flush, imI sitting on the cistern

 

[YAJERK]

Really? How much for a bunk up then? Maybe a little bit of frottage and some biting?

Bit too expensive for you

 

[wtdog]

Well I'm not going to be feeling Smug up on LinkedIn am I? Duh

Also, someone apparently text someone on a public forum. So your logic is a but faulty.

I think you have won me over, what do you need to know?
I am one of the press officers at Safc.

 

[Blyth_bucaneer]

Fizz on ice, considering cracking a can open, maybe after nine. LoL.

 

[Roppa]

What's his claim to fame does he work with the club or something?

He works with sleeves Elliot so is connected

 

[YAJERK]

I think you have won me over, what do you need to know?
I am one of the press officers at Safc.

Just want to see the message Smug has posted with the mobile number. Point me to the page please sir.

 

[Smug in Boots]

Oddly enough, whenever I’ve bought a property, I’ve never been in the same room as the seller following the initial viewing. All discussions and sign offs were completed via middle men. Do they really need to be in the same place to conclude a deal?

When you have top legal representation, who probably know more than you do, you don't need to be on the same planet.