Serious takeover talk

From some posts over the road you would assume so.

Im summising that at their level of business success they do everything themselves in person sat around a table.

It's not like they have busy schedules or employ people to deal with certain things, I mean who needs lawyers

 

My boss isn't in today. It's a sign

 

Any choppers kicking about?

 

Well said Nads

 

I've just had a terrible thought, despite us all allegedly being in different parts of the world, communication is only possible if your in the same place.

So as we are all talking on here, you must all be hiding somewhere in my house. I've checked the bathroom and the kids room and can't find you all

 

Shhh! Lads! Nobody move, we’ve been rumbled.

 

The difference between you and some others on these boards Smug, is you know and help many members, you meet them socially and they would challenge any bull. That's why I believe you post in food faith, you have nothing to gain but much to lose through spreading misinformation.

 

Just don't all come out of hiding at once, we havent got much milk

 

I am in Mi5 and I have been waiting for you to resurface.
So either come in now or I will find you and I will kill you.

 

You heard the man everybody. Form an orderly queue. Women and children first, then the elderly. Quick whip round an’ all so we can all pitch in for some milk and Hob Nobs.

 

Mine's in my hand.
Awaiting the announcement.

 

I know Speedy over the road. He thinks it is off. I don’t know if he is right or not but I do know he wouldn’t post it if he didn’t believe it. So what I am saying is I don’t believe he is a wind up merchant.
I’m hoping he’s just been told a crock of *****.

 

Mag alert.

 

Mine neither.

 

Basically this speedy very reliable poster, a dont even think we will get an update today it'll just be its ongoing cant talk about to give themselves more time

 

And of course, it’s such a shock that a business professional would post that on the public part of the forum rather than in private.

I’m actually Michael Dell, and you are a liar, who is as funny as my left nut.

That’s my shy, unassuming nut.

 

Is your other nut loud and outrageous?

 

Like Cilla Black and Dale Winton having a shout off mate.

 

The Sun cobbled together an article based on little more than Rumours ...

.... it just shows how desperate they are when they're trying to find clues in old Fleetwood Mac albums

 

Betcha Cilla Black's clopper looked like Mick Hucknalls shower tray.