Scotch Independence - the countdown

[stopmeandslapme]

Donald where's your troosers?

 

[The Raging Oxter]

[video=youtube;wioh5qUj7fM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioh5qUj7fM[/video]

 

[Mick O'Toon]

If we do end up becoming an independent country then I hope for one thing...


A new national anthem... Fos is a ****in dirge.

Something inspirational and upbeat.

In A Big Country would fit the bill.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

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[stopmeandslapme]

I suppose Rip It Up And Start Again would fit well but having given it a bit of thought I recommend this scotch ditty as the new anthem:
[video=youtube;l0-b9cE9yv4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0-b9cE9yv4[/video]

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Sainsburys now sells british and Scottish raspberries and strawberries.

Thinking of filing a complaint. They should say english and foreign non ripe ****e.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Sainsburys now sells british and Scottish raspberries and strawberries.

Thinking of filing a complaint. They should say english and foreign non ripe ****e.

The scotch are world renowned for their raspberries also I'm a fan of their Baxters soups, excellent quality if you're willing to pay Heinz prices plus 30-50%.

 

[DevAdvocate]

The scotch are world renowned for their raspberries also I'm a fan of their Baxters soups, excellent quality if you're willing to pay Heinz prices plus 30-50%.

Their best is the Chinese Prostate flavour.
































Cock A Leekie

 

[gas]

Glasgow 2014: Team Scotland games kit and parade uniform unveiled.

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****s and *****s ^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[The Raging Oxter]

It's ****ing awful. Like something out of Brigadoon. Apparently it's the tartan of the MacGay Clan from Auchenshoogle.

 

[DevAdvocate]

It's f**king awful. Like something out of Brigadoon. Apparently it's the tartan of the MacGay Clan from Auchenshoogle.

****ing horrendous, that designer should be ****ing shot, it's an abomination.

 

[EDGE.]

Looks like Scotch Mouthwash!!

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

I like it

Very Avant-garde

 

[rogueleader]

They look like a fairy tribe from Lord of the Rings

 

[Archers Road]

Why is one of them dressed like a white Jimi Hendrix in drag?

 

[Deleted 1]

I think it looks very nice. I would wear it.

 

[rogueleader]

Why is one of them dressed like a white Jimi Hendrix in drag?

Because Scotland is a multicultural utopia.

 

[Archers Road]

Because Scotland is a multicultural utopia.

Multicultural Utopias don't elect Nationalist governments.

 

[Otto Flayshow]

Were the England team instructed to be ****e at the World Cup to keep Anglophobia at a minimum in the run up to the referendum? Was Andy Murray visited by the Secret Services '5 ****ing minutes before the match' to avoid a repeat of last year's Scotch hysteria? I think we should be told.

 

[Ciaran]

Multicultural Utopias don't elect Nationalist governments.

There is no such thing as a multi cultural utopia so your point is moot.

Many countries with many immigrants living there have Nationalist Governments.

Nationalism doesn't always equate to your BNP type ****e.