Scotch Independence - the countdown

I'd be a Yes if the ****s let me vote

 

So you can stay living abroad until you see how it works out you ex pat ****

 

http://www.change.org/petitions/the-scottish-parliament-let-wallace-vote

Doubt it'll make a jot of difference to be honest.

 

I'll let my kids vote for me.

Every election, I let them vote on my behalf, my (then) 3yo voted for the Socialists in Colston Parish Church hall in the Scots elections back in 2003/4ish. 'twas the only time that I rabbit punched her.

 

salmond isn't sure about this one either

<silence>

 

**** needs another 998,000+ signatories

 

And retaining the Royal Family as head of state!

 

One of the main reasons why the Oil Industry has it's fears.

Fatso was arrogant enough to assume the English would just let us keep Sterling. Idiotic fat twat.

 

And assuming we would be allowed European Membership automatically.

 

It's oor money tae.

We don't cede from the Union and let them take the UK's assets fur fuk all.

Every argument to and for is all based on hypothetical bullshit, give us the facks, gents, the facks!

There are no facts though, life is hypothetical - Chinese proverb

 

Neither side will give us the facts for fear we make a rational and informed decision.

 

I've got no problem with that. Means **** all anyway. Australia and Canada retain the monarchy don,t they?

 

Am no bothered about that either. There are pros and cons of being in or out of Europe. Well still do business with them either way.

 

Let's face it, voting Aye will gie us a great excuse for one almighty piss up. It's got to be worth it for that alone.

 

Ok, it's a yes from me.

 

Do they pay towards the upkeep of Balmoral etc?What would happen to land the royal family owns if Independence does come about?

 

We can put some of the homeless in Balmoral. It would be a start.

 

That should every Yes campaign leaflet ... **** the white paper, just:

"19 September 2014 - day aff for a massive ****in swally. BYAB!"

 

I see it as purely figurative, as wot the Aussies do.

If they want us to pay for upkeep of their assets then fine, because it means we also own a share of those assets.

 

I'd send them back to London if I were you and you become the new Laird.I can see you roaming your land swigging out of a bottle of Blue Nun,Laird Gambol has a nice ring to it!