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COYCS said:
My wife, bless her is called the quiz master

Questions like

Where have you been
How does this work
Why isn't it working
How we getting there
What do you want for dinner
I'm sure your getting the picture, it can be endless
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What’s her record for consecutive questions asked ?
 
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Fear Inoculum said:
Me Mrs gans mental when I call her Ayatollah marra. To be fair, it's a sort of laughing one. My Ayatollah doesn't hear very well. Almost there to being the perfect catch. If I can get her to shut up a bit, I'll be in heaven. Never understood talking for the sake of it. I'll give you a context. I've heard the Ayatollah tell the same tale about work three times about work when she gets in. Poor kids listening to it. Then we move on to me. I'm less than forgiving. I work 64 hour weeks and the job is a lot of concentration. I'm self employed and my choice. Me nut is done in when I get finished. I can take, how was your day. What I can't take, was how was your colleague's day and that biblical account. After 14 hours in a car, I want to switch off, maybe catch up here or muck around with my guitar for a bit
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So basically she’s a gobshite, I’ve got one exactly the same, talk under water
 
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I stand up to leave the room, "Where you going?"

"For a ****e, ya want to come with me like. Didn't realise I was in prison!"

Fair enough if I was up on my feet getting shoes and coat on like I was leaving the house but I get asked the question when i go for a piss. I tell her about 20% of the time, how ****ing annoying it is the rest of the time I just answer.

Then there is the never wrong bit or my personal favourite she can start an argument in an empty house but always turns out it's my fault!
 
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Wayne the Punk said:
I was at Bristol Zoo and a lioness was asleep in her pen, I farted and she got up and started sniffing, obviously thought she could smell decaying dead animal. True story
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I'm sure it's true mate, that's how they hunt.

Deer, zebra, etc, can run and hide but they're pumping out a lot of methane that triggers the noses of the big cats <laugh>
 
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