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Very true marra; there's me wife (Ayatolla) for starters. She knows everything about everything and is never, ever, wrong.

Holy ****ing ****, ah should have asked her who was buying the shares. Missed a trick there. So lads. Ah've let the board down.
You’re not my next door neighbour by any chance? He calls his wife the ayatollah as well, but only when she can’t hear. Second thoughts no, he’s not interested in football.
 
You’re not my next door neighbour by any chance? He calls his wife the ayatollah as well, but only when she can’t hear. Second thoughts no, he’s not interested in football.
Me Mrs gans mental when I call her Ayatollah marra. To be fair, it's a sort of laughing one. My Ayatollah doesn't hear very well. Almost there to being the perfect catch. If I can get her to shut up a bit, I'll be in heaven. Never understood talking for the sake of it. I'll give you a context. I've heard the Ayatollah tell the same tale about work three times about work when she gets in. Poor kids listening to it. Then we move on to me. I'm less than forgiving. I work 64 hour weeks and the job is a lot of concentration. I'm self employed and my choice. Me nut is done in when I get finished. I can take, how was your day. What I can't take, was how was your colleague's day and that biblical account. After 14 hours in a car, I want to switch off, maybe catch up here or muck around with my guitar for a bit
 
Not sure whether I’m pleased with that info or not. I’d rather it was that knacker than the Crypto Bros.

Like when your 16yr old daughter sits you down and says she’s pregnant and you lose your ****. Then she says ‘only joking but I do have a tattoo on my arse” a massive relief and the better of two evils.
what about if it was both?
 
This is possibly my favourite thread on any message board :emoticon-0102-bigsm

From takeover rumours to beaches in Scotland, then off to someone nearly ****ting themself at golf, to posters wives and various stops in between.

If a thread summed up life on 606 it's this one, the vast majority not taking things to seriously, enjoying the info shared and no daft points scoring