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Danny Murphy was prattling on Friday about how £uardiola makes players better.

Somehow he must've missed how Stones, Otamendi and Mangala have all been as ****e last season as they were last season...
He's certainly made a lot of City players better. Largely by replacing them with other, far more expensive players.
 
Does that mean that there'll be a load of students walking round wearing t-shirts with his gurning mug on them, while not knowing anything about him?

"And I even had that poster of Che Guevara on my wall at home, to annoy my mum. It backfired.
She thought it was Robert Lindsay. And then when I got to college, there were people better at that then me.
Know what I mean, there were people that really meant it. And I was thinking, “Oh God, was I like that?”
I’ll give you an example. I did Philosophy. And after a few weeks, you had to choose your options for the three years.
Compulsory subjects were Logic and Greek Philosophy, and you had to choose about six others.
And I chose Philosophy of Science, Philosophy of Mind, Morality.
And there was a Marxism option. And I thought, that’d be great, I’ve always been interested in that.
And it was only a small department, about 25 people. The tutors were all out and you had to queue up and
take the thing you wanted. And I looked over at the queue for Marxism… And there were ten people in this queue.
Three of them were wearing berets.
And I thought, God, I can’t spend three years in a room with what I used to call at the time - “****s.”

< Ricky Gervais, Politics - 2004 >
 
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"And I even had that poster of Che Guevara on my wall at home, to annoy my mum. It backfired.
She thought it was Robert Lindsay. And then when I got to college, there were people better at that then me.
Know what I mean, there were people that really meant it. And I was thinking, “Oh God, was I like that?”
I’ll give you an example. I did Philosophy. And after a few weeks, you had to choose your options for the three years.
Compulsory subjects were Logic and Greek Philosophy, and you had to choose about six others.
And I chose Philosophy of Science, Philosophy of Mind, Morality.
And there was a Marxism option. And I thought, that’d be great, I’ve always been interested in that.
And it was only a small department, about 25 people. The tutors were all out and you had to queue up and
take the thing you wanted. And I looked over at the queue for Marxism… And there were ten people in this queue.
Three of them were wearing berets.
And I thought, God, I can’t spend three years in a room with what I used to call at the time - “****s.”

< Ricky Gervais, Politics - 2004 >

My Lord. My school couldn't get you out of the school quick enough as I turned 15.

As I said. Everything I learned,I learned watching Star Trek,Spurs,Greyhounds and Harold Wilson.

Did I lose my way?
 
As if we needed any further evidence that Joe Hart should be nowhere near the airport when England depart to russia.