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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by User Deleted, Aug 15, 2014.

  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    aye, what you said :bandit:
     
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  2. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    wAS KIDDING ON SHTEVE IT'S BEEN 5 YEARS

    cant be arsed fixing the caps
     
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  3. Tina.

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    You fibber. You were still with Kirsten 5 years ago.

    Liar liar pants on fire @ bealy
     
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  4. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Kirsten McIhenney if memory serves me right.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Correct. Nae wummin is every gonny catch this bear again. :grin:

    Havin said that, I widny mind a shot on my ex-missus again. Apparently she's moved back into the area :bandit:
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  7. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Never ever do that.
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Aye, brother called Del who's married to a wee ginger minx called Emma.

    Amarite, Bealey, Amarite?
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    How no? She wiz a crackin ride.
     
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  10. Tina.

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    there's a reason you're not together, and it's still there.

    If fuddy's not doing it for you, get Gerry's black book of ho's.

    Less trouble/expense.
     
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  11. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Bealster - will it be a white wedding ?
     
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  12. Tina.

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Billy boy idol, defo a hun.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Widny spend a penny on her. Jist bang her.
     
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  15. User Deleted

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    Buying the engagement ring at the weekend chaps, would be able to buy a dearer one if it wasn't for the Rome trip.

    Going away four weeks on Saturday. That's right, you heard me, four weeks.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    How many weeks?
     
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  17. User Deleted

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    ^^^
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...and where are you going?
     
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  19. User Deleted

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    Ach you know fine well gambol you're just taking the piss.

    I wrote a song for her, from the heart, that I plan to sing to her before popping the question. Goes a little bit like this:

    What would I do without your smart mouth?
    Drawing me in, and you kicking me out
    You've got my heaaaad spinning, no kidding, I can't pin you down
    What's going on in that beautiful mind
    I'm on your magical mystery ride
    And I'm soooo dizzy, don't know what hit me, but I'll be alright

    [Pre-Chorus:]
    My head's under water
    But I'm breathing fine
    You're crazy and I'm out of my mind

    [Chorus:]
    'Cause all of me
    Loves all of you
    Love your curves and all your edges
    All your perfect imperfections
    Give your alllllll to me
    I'll give my allllll to you
    You're my end and my beginning
    Even when I lose I'm winning
    'Cause I give you allllll of me
    And you give me alllll of you, ohoh

    [Verse 2:]
    How many times do I have to tell you
    Even when you're crying you're beautiful too
    The world is beeeating you down, I'm around through every mood
    You're my downfall, you're my muse
    My worst distraction, my rhythm and blues
    I can't stop singing, it's ringing, in my head for youuuu

    [Pre-Chorus:]
    My head's under water
    But I'm breathing fine
    You're crazy and I'm out of my mind

    [Chorus:]
    'Cause all of me
    Loves all of you
    Love your curves and all your edges
    All your perfect imperfections
    Give your all to me
    I'll give my all to you
    You're my end and my beginning
    Even when I lose I'm winning
    'Cause I give you all of me
    And you give me all of you, ohoh

    [Bridge:]
    Give me all of you
    Cards on the table, we're both showing hearts
    Risking it all, though it's hard

    [Chorus:]
    'Cause all of me
    Loves all of you
    Love your curves and all your edges
    All your perfect imperfections
    Give your all to me
    I'll give my all to you
    You're my end and my beginning
    Even when I lose I'm winning
    'Cause I give you all of me
    And you give me all of you

    I give you all of me
    And you give me all of you, ohoh
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ****in hell she,s gonny eat you fur breakfast #pussywhipped
     
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