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Ach you know fine well gambol you're just taking the piss.

I wrote a song for her, from the heart, that I plan to sing to her before popping the question. Goes a little bit like this:

What would I do without your smart mouth?
Drawing me in, and you kicking me out
You've got my heaaaad spinning, no kidding, I can't pin you down
What's going on in that beautiful mind
I'm on your magical mystery ride
And I'm soooo dizzy, don't know what hit me, but I'll be alright

[Pre-Chorus:]
My head's under water
But I'm breathing fine
You're crazy and I'm out of my mind

[Chorus:]
'Cause all of me
Loves all of you
Love your curves and all your edges
All your perfect imperfections
Give your alllllll to me
I'll give my allllll to you
You're my end and my beginning
Even when I lose I'm winning
'Cause I give you allllll of me
And you give me alllll of you, ohoh

[Verse 2:]
How many times do I have to tell you
Even when you're crying you're beautiful too
The world is beeeating you down, I'm around through every mood
You're my downfall, you're my muse
My worst distraction, my rhythm and blues
I can't stop singing, it's ringing, in my head for youuuu

[Pre-Chorus:]
My head's under water
But I'm breathing fine
You're crazy and I'm out of my mind

[Chorus:]
'Cause all of me
Loves all of you
Love your curves and all your edges
All your perfect imperfections
Give your all to me
I'll give my all to you
You're my end and my beginning
Even when I lose I'm winning
'Cause I give you all of me
And you give me all of you, ohoh

[Bridge:]
Give me all of you
Cards on the table, we're both showing hearts
Risking it all, though it's hard

[Chorus:]
'Cause all of me
Loves all of you
Love your curves and all your edges
All your perfect imperfections
Give your all to me
I'll give my all to you
You're my end and my beginning
Even when I lose I'm winning
'Cause I give you all of me
And you give me all of you

I give you all of me
And you give me all of you, ohoh

Jesus wept. Another statistic in the ever rising male domestic abuse.

Expect to see his battered and bruised face in The Sun a couple of months down the line.
 
Ah, might've known it'd be yet another racial jibe.


Very good Dev.

He's on the Selik forum waxing lyrical about Tonev saying "the sheep shagging monkey was asking for it" because he "never knew his place".

Absolutely disgusting but no surprise coming from a fan of BHEAST FC.
 
He's on the Selik forum waxing lyrical about Tonev saying "the sheep shagging monkey was asking for it" because he "never knew his place".

Absolutely disgusting but no surprise coming from a fan of BHEAST FC.

I don't believe for a minute that our new Gypsy/Refugee racialised that swarthy Dons player.