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  1. Stan

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    Bealie do it. Do it now. Don't even bother with the engagement, just get down to the registry office and ask a couple of tramps to act as witnesses in exchange for a litre of White Lightning. Then get yourself a marital home and put it in her name. Finally open two bank accounts. One for her and a joint account.

    Good luck, send photos of the honeymoon.
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

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    Women eh!!

    They want you for who you are and what you are and then once they have you they spend the rest of their lives trying to change you.

    ****s.
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Oh another cynic huh? Look at our own Queen and her the wonderful Prince Phillip, that's the benchmark Bealie should be looking at, all these years together and they are still very much in love.

    You can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket and anyway I suspect Mrs Beale may be up the duff.
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Better. <ok>
     
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    Oh my God Dev - please tell us you haven't.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    This is neither the time nor the place for levity Dan. Kindly refrain from your lurid innuendo.
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

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    Hard boiled eggs and nuts!! Harumph!! Why couldn't you bring me chocolates...........................
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    5 ****in months?

    If she says yes to your proposal run like ****. Any wummin who says yes that quickly is crazier than yer average wummin. And they are all pretty crazy.
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Another cynic who has obviously had his heart broken and has become a full blown mysoginist
     
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    or a gay in denial
     
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    Marriage is proof beyond doubt that God is a woman.
     
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  13. Null

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    and I dont mean the African river.
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    QUite possibly Pud, what have you heard?
     
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    It's all over North Lanarkshire!

    He's the talk of Wishy high street.

    Prepare for the breaking story in the Bellshill Speaker or Hamilton Advertiser.
     
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  16. Null

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    Two went in. One came out.
     
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  17. Stan

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    I was only going out with my first husband for a week when he asked me.

    And we all know how that one worked out <laugh>
     
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  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Caught him pumping ER?
     
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  20. Stan

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    I'd been with my missus 4 years before we got engaged. Got married 2 years after that. Been married 9 years now. I won't lie to you Bealie...

    5 months.
     
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