Proposing

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DevAdvocate said:
You're a bit of a wet blanket, Bealie is looking for support here not to have his hopes and dreams dashed.
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Bealie do it. Do it now. Don't even bother with the engagement, just get down to the registry office and ask a couple of tramps to act as witnesses in exchange for a litre of White Lightning. Then get yourself a marital home and put it in her name. Finally open two bank accounts. One for her and a joint account.

Good luck, send photos of the honeymoon.
 
Dan Starkey said:
If he goes through with it he can kiss goodbye to his hopes and dreams anyway.
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Oh another cynic huh? Look at our own Queen and her the wonderful Prince Phillip, that's the benchmark Bealie should be looking at, all these years together and they are still very much in love.

You can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket and anyway I suspect Mrs Beale may be up the duff.
 
Shteve said:
Bealie do it. Do it now. Don't even bother with the engagement, just get down to the registry office and ask a couple of tramps to act as witnesses in exchange for a litre of White Lightning. Then get yourself a marital home and put it in her name. Finally open two bank accounts. One for her and a joint account.

Good luck, send photos of the honeymoon.
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Better. <ok>
 
DevAdvocate said:
Oh another cynic huh? Look at our own Queen and her the wonderful Prince Phillip, that's the benchmark Bealie should be looking at, all these years together and they are still very much in love.

You can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket and anyway I suspect Mrs Beale may be up the duff.
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Oh my God Dev - please tell us you haven't.
 
5 ****in months?

If she says yes to your proposal run like ****. Any wummin who says yes that quickly is crazier than yer average wummin. And they are all pretty crazy.
 
Gambol said:
5 ****in months?

If she says yes to your proposal run like ****. Any wummin who says yes that quickly is crazier than yer average wummin. And they are all pretty crazy.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Another cynic who has obviously had his heart broken and has become a full blown mysoginist
 
DevAdvocate said:
QUite possibly Pud, what have you heard?
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It's all over North Lanarkshire!

He's the talk of Wishy high street.

Prepare for the breaking story in the Bellshill Speaker or Hamilton Advertiser.
 
I was only going out with my first husband for a week when he asked me.

And we all know how that one worked out <laugh>
 
I'd been with my missus 4 years before we got engaged. Got married 2 years after that. Been married 9 years now. I won't lie to you Bealie...

5 months.
 
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