No, Gus, I am also a pretend black man and expect an invite to the wedding, preferably as GC best man.
Only people who have attended the previous Not606 nights out I've organised will be getting an invite guys
Hold on. Five months? You've been with her five months and you want to get engaged to her? Have you even heard her fart yet? You do know that she's still making an effort for you so you haven't actually met the real her yet. Give it another couple of years and you'll see the sagging tits, the lingering bitterness about something a friend said to her 5 years ago, the farting under the duvet, the bushy minge that she can't be bothered to trim for you (when she starts trimming again you know that she's either ****ing someone else or is on the look out for someone else to ****). And you'll be stuck with her until you either divorce or kill her. I'm assuming you've shagged her so you're not getting wed to get into her knickers. If you are marrying her to get into her knickers then you should be sectioned. If you've already been in her knickers and want to marry her after five months together then you should be sectioned. Five months.
You're a bit of a wet blanket, Bealie is looking for support here not to have his hopes and dreams dashed.
