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Shteve said:
You need to think ahead. It's not just about the proposal, the engagement, the marriage, starting a family etc. You need to give proper consideration to how best to protect yourself when you get divorced. If you go into the whole think all gooey eyed and love struck then you'll get shafted when it comes to dividing everything up. Keep as much money as possible hidden from her and try to keep her name off the deeds to the house. It will make casting her aside so much easier in the long run.
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This man speaks sense.
 
Only people who have attended the previous Not606 nights out I've organised will be getting an invite guys
 
Beale Loyal said:
Five months Shaun.
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Hold on.

Five months? You've been with her five months and you want to get engaged to her? Have you even heard her fart yet? You do know that she's still making an effort for you so you haven't actually met the real her yet. Give it another couple of years and you'll see the sagging tits, the lingering bitterness about something a friend said to her 5 years ago, the farting under the duvet, the bushy minge that she can't be bothered to trim for you (when she starts trimming again you know that she's either ****ing someone else or is on the look out for someone else to ****). And you'll be stuck with her until you either divorce or kill her.

I'm assuming you've shagged her so you're not getting wed to get into her knickers. If you are marrying her to get into her knickers then you should be sectioned. If you've already been in her knickers and want to marry her after five months together then you should be sectioned.

Five months.
 
Shteve said:
Hold on.

Five months? You've been with her five months and you want to get engaged to her? Have you even heard her fart yet? You do know that she's still making an effort for you so you haven't actually met the real her yet. Give it another couple of years and you'll see the sagging tits, the lingering bitterness about something a friend said to her 5 years ago, the farting under the duvet, the bushy minge that she can't be bothered to trim for you (when she starts trimming again you know that she's either ****ing someone else or is on the look out for someone else to ****). And you'll be stuck with her until you either divorce or kill her.

I'm assuming you've shagged her so you're not getting wed to get into her knickers. If you are marrying her to get into her knickers then you should be sectioned. If you've already been in her knickers and want to marry her after five months together then you should be sectioned.

Five months.
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<laugh>

The Not606's very own Agony Uncle <applause>
 
Shteve said:
Hold on.

Five months? You've been with her five months and you want to get engaged to her? Have you even heard her fart yet? You do know that she's still making an effort for you so you haven't actually met the real her yet. Give it another couple of years and you'll see the sagging tits, the lingering bitterness about something a friend said to her 5 years ago, the farting under the duvet, the bushy minge that she can't be bothered to trim for you (when she starts trimming again you know that she's either ****ing someone else or is on the look out for someone else to ****). And you'll be stuck with her until you either divorce or kill her.

I'm assuming you've shagged her so you're not getting wed to get into her knickers. If you are marrying her to get into her knickers then you should be sectioned. If you've already been in her knickers and want to marry her after five months together then you should be sectioned.

Five months.
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I think we've found Bealy's best man folks <applause>
 
Shteve said:
Hold on.

Five months? You've been with her five months and you want to get engaged to her? Have you even heard her fart yet? You do know that she's still making an effort for you so you haven't actually met the real her yet. Give it another couple of years and you'll see the sagging tits, the lingering bitterness about something a friend said to her 5 years ago, the farting under the duvet, the bushy minge that she can't be bothered to trim for you (when she starts trimming again you know that she's either ****ing someone else or is on the look out for someone else to ****). And you'll be stuck with her until you either divorce or kill her.

I'm assuming you've shagged her so you're not getting wed to get into her knickers. If you are marrying her to get into her knickers then you should be sectioned. If you've already been in her knickers and want to marry her after five months together then you should be sectioned.

Five months.
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You're a bit of a wet blanket, Bealie is looking for support here not to have his hopes and dreams dashed.
 
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