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DevAdvocate said:
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Another cynic who has obviously had his heart broken and has become a full blown mysoginist
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Correct. Nae wummin is every gonny catch this bear again. :grin:

Havin said that, I widny mind a shot on my ex-missus again. Apparently she's moved back into the area :bandit:
 
Tina said:
there's a reason you're not together, and it's still there.

If fuddy's not doing it for you, get Gerry's black book of ho's.

Less trouble/expense.
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Widny spend a penny on her. Jist bang her.
 
Buying the engagement ring at the weekend chaps, would be able to buy a dearer one if it wasn't for the Rome trip.

Going away four weeks on Saturday. That's right, you heard me, four weeks.
 
Ach you know fine well gambol you're just taking the piss.

I wrote a song for her, from the heart, that I plan to sing to her before popping the question. Goes a little bit like this:

What would I do without your smart mouth?
Drawing me in, and you kicking me out
You've got my heaaaad spinning, no kidding, I can't pin you down
What's going on in that beautiful mind
I'm on your magical mystery ride
And I'm soooo dizzy, don't know what hit me, but I'll be alright

[Pre-Chorus:]
My head's under water
But I'm breathing fine
You're crazy and I'm out of my mind

[Chorus:]
'Cause all of me
Loves all of you
Love your curves and all your edges
All your perfect imperfections
Give your alllllll to me
I'll give my allllll to you
You're my end and my beginning
Even when I lose I'm winning
'Cause I give you allllll of me
And you give me alllll of you, ohoh

[Verse 2:]
How many times do I have to tell you
Even when you're crying you're beautiful too
The world is beeeating you down, I'm around through every mood
You're my downfall, you're my muse
My worst distraction, my rhythm and blues
I can't stop singing, it's ringing, in my head for youuuu

[Pre-Chorus:]
My head's under water
But I'm breathing fine
You're crazy and I'm out of my mind

[Chorus:]
'Cause all of me
Loves all of you
Love your curves and all your edges
All your perfect imperfections
Give your all to me
I'll give my all to you
You're my end and my beginning
Even when I lose I'm winning
'Cause I give you all of me
And you give me all of you, ohoh

[Bridge:]
Give me all of you
Cards on the table, we're both showing hearts
Risking it all, though it's hard

[Chorus:]
'Cause all of me
Loves all of you
Love your curves and all your edges
All your perfect imperfections
Give your all to me
I'll give my all to you
You're my end and my beginning
Even when I lose I'm winning
'Cause I give you all of me
And you give me all of you

I give you all of me
And you give me all of you, ohoh
 
****in hell she,s gonny eat you fur breakfast #pussywhipped
 
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