Post a lie about the poster above.

[Is Vic there?]

Many thanks to Obi for subscribing to the above publication...

 

[DMD]

Many thanks to Obi for subscribing to the above publication...

Obi was surprised to find himself in one of the photos. He'd thought it would have been girls with male genitals.

 

[Charlie1]

DMD has been watching the Joey Barton/Tom Huddlestone 'incident' on a loop as he sits and fantasizes about being the one that is touching Toms tiddler.

 

[Minxy]

Charlie is disappointed that she did not get an Oscar for her performance in Vic's homemade video. He had promised her it was a sure thing

 

[Is Vic there?]

Minxys last audition for Vics Flixs ended with a sudden intervention....x

 

[Minxy]

could have been embarrassing if Vic wasn't such a gentleman

 

[Obi Wan]

Filming at Vic's Flix has been suspended after the casting couch broke during auditions.

 

[Is Vic there?]

Obi's carpentry skills were put to good use on the set of "Vic's Flixs" and filming soon got back on track. Back to positions everyone.

 

[Obi Wan]

I only applied for the carpentry role because Vic said he couldn't get any wood. I didn't know he meant THAT!

 

[Is Vic there?]

Gentleman Vic is an equal opportunities employer and knows no shame

 

[DMD]

Vic watched eggheads for months and gave up frustrated that despite the title, there was no humpty dumpty porn.

 

[Is Vic there?]

Dutch plays an important role a "Vics Flixs" , warming up the thespians before we roll the cameras. Does a sterling job.

 

[Obi Wan]

DMD gave up his job at the sewerage works. Apparently the need to be prepared to 'enter man holes' wasn't quite as much fun as he had expected.

 

[Charlie1]

Obi Wan has seen DMDs man hole.

 

[DMD]

Charlie hates the term 'stop cock' as it hints at a campaign that would cause havoc with her addiction.

 

[Obi Wan]

The phrase 'half-cocked' was inspired by DMD taking a shower.

 

[Charlie1]

Obi Wan knew from an early age he would never be cock of the school as he just did not measure up.

 

[Obi Wan]

Charlie only joined the police force as if might be the only time she'd hear the words RODGER CHARLIE in the same sentence.

 

[DMD]

Obi Wan is no longer allowed in B&Q because people objected to the way he behaved when he hung around the door furniture staring at the knockers.

 

[Minxy]

DMD is no longer allowed in B&Q because people objected to the way he behaved when rubbing the knockers.