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Discussion in 'Peterborough' started by DMD, Oct 14, 2014.

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  1. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Many thanks to Obi for subscribing to the above publication...
     
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    Is Vic there?, Feb 23, 2015
  2. DMD

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    Obi was surprised to find himself in one of the photos. He'd thought it would have been girls with male genitals.
     
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    DMD has been watching the Joey Barton/Tom Huddlestone 'incident' on a loop as he sits and fantasizes about being the one that is touching Toms tiddler.
     
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  4. Minxy

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    Charlie is disappointed that she did not get an Oscar for her performance in Vic's homemade video. He had promised her it was a sure thing ;)
     
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  5. Is Vic there?

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    Minxys last audition for Vics Flixs ended with a sudden intervention....x
     
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  6. Minxy

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    could have been embarrassing if Vic wasn't such a gentleman
     
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    Filming at Vic's Flix has been suspended after the casting couch broke during auditions.
     
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  8. Is Vic there?

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    Obi's carpentry skills were put to good use on the set of "Vic's Flixs" and filming soon got back on track. Back to positions everyone.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

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    I only applied for the carpentry role because Vic said he couldn't get any wood. I didn't know he meant THAT!
     
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  10. Is Vic there?

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    Gentleman Vic is an equal opportunities employer and knows no shame
     
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    Vic watched eggheads for months and gave up frustrated that despite the title, there was no humpty dumpty porn.
     
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    Dutch plays an important role a "Vics Flixs" , warming up the thespians before we roll the cameras. Does a sterling job.
     
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  13. Obi Wan

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    DMD gave up his job at the sewerage works. Apparently the need to be prepared to 'enter man holes' wasn't quite as much fun as he had expected.
     
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    Obi Wan has seen DMDs man hole.
     
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  15. DMD

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    Charlie hates the term 'stop cock' as it hints at a campaign that would cause havoc with her addiction.
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    The phrase 'half-cocked' was inspired by DMD taking a shower.
     
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    Obi Wan knew from an early age he would never be cock of the school as he just did not measure up.
     
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  18. Obi Wan

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    Charlie only joined the police force as if might be the only time she'd hear the words RODGER CHARLIE in the same sentence.
     
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    Obi Wan is no longer allowed in B&Q because people objected to the way he behaved when he hung around the door furniture staring at the knockers.
     
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    DMD is no longer allowed in B&Q because people objected to the way he behaved when rubbing the knockers.
     
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