Post a lie about the poster above.

B&Q also decided they could do without Minxy due to her ball cock fetish.

 

DMD has decided to stick to his life of crime as he enjoys the thrill so much - especially getting caught - having now been fingered by the law on several occasions.

 

Obi gets a thrill when he thinks of DMD being fingered.

 

Listening to Charlie on this home video shows why she prefers typing to talking.

 

DMD (better known by some as the Doha Monetary Director) was delighted when Qatar were awarded as hosts of the World Cup and he received his special 'brown paper bag' reward from his mate Sepp.

 

Obi suspects foul play because he can't understand how they can play football in a mucus filled cavity.

 

Whereas DMD found the whole thing normal as he is used to having his cavity filled.

 

Obi little Wan's only hope of filling a cavity is to form a relationship with a mouse.

 

British Intelligence are investigating DMD's house over suspicions of his involvement in aiding the production of chemical warfare. This came after reports from locals complaining about 'unnatural' smells emanating from his bathroom, leading to MI6 linking his code name to 'Dumps of Mass Destruction'.

 

Obi Wan is being linked with the disappearance of hamsters in his local area. Police are looking into it as we speak after they followed the trail of cardboard toilet roll tubes to his house.

 

Charlie is getting very impatient about her order for a full-length, hamster-skinned coat.
She just doesn't appreciate quite how many hamsters you need to cover a woman of her size.

 

After a prolonged period of declawing and skinning, Obi ended up over doing the Gieresque hamster fettish with a sheer weight of numbers meaning many were stuck.

As natural suction seemed to be the least painful solution, Obi's advertising for "two lips for hamster jam"



Oooh, is that my coat?

 

DMD was the first to apply to be paid for using sucking skills, even knowing it would be for hamsters.

 

Obi has a plaster cast of Kevin Keegans nether region. He keeps it on his mantlepiece and looks at it often, remembering fondly their one magical night together. He keeps a lock of his curly hair in a locket close to his heart.

 

Charlie keeps a lock of curly hair close to her heart too - it grows from all over her chest, like aWookiiee.

 

Obi is waiting to hear if his application for the Posh manager's job has been successful

His "well I cant be any worse than that last bloke" stands him in good sted

 

Minxy thinks Peterborough's Posh because, unless it's an emergency, they take pots out of the kitchen sink before they pee in it.

 

DMD thinks Peterborough is posh because, unlike Hull folk, when the residents Peterborough take a pee, they pull their pants down first.

 

Obi thought the vagina monologues was a play about vaginas that could actually talk. As he's never seen a real one his confusion was understandable.

 

To help me with the confusion, Charlie showed me her vagina so I knew what one looked like.

However, now I'm even more confused, as where I come from those are called kebabs.