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Discussion in 'Peterborough' started by DMD, Oct 14, 2014.

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  1. Charlie1

    Charlie1 Well-Known Member

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    In the game of l'll show you mine if you show me yours Obi showed me his. I never saw one that went inwards instead of outwards before. I thought it was his belly button at first.
     
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    Charlie1, Feb 28, 2015
  2. Obi Wan

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    Silly Charlie, never knew men's willies could go in and out...and in and out... and in and out...

    That was her story anyway!
     
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    Obi told Charlie he was showing her his etchings....
     
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  4. Minxy

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    Woops was jealous ...... as he loves art
     
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    Minxy loves painting her toilet ceiling to resemble the Sistine Chapel, or the Cistern Chapel as she calls it....
     
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  6. Is Vic there?

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  7. DMD

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    Woopert's still trying to work out how a turtle could hold a brush, never mind reach the ceiling. Ninja or no ninja.
     
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    DMD tried his hand at painting once, but failed to impress Banksy, by doing it on his garden wall.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

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    Woopert had a go at paintings landscapes, but he got in trouble as apparently it's not good for the countryside when you cover it in oil paint.
     
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    Obi makes his living as s Nigel Farage lookalike.
     
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    Charlie has set up Britain's most productive wind farm. She puts the amazing success down to a special breakfast mix of 5 tins of baked beans, one cabbage, a large broccoli and curry powder.
     
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    Obi doesn't drool & stare when he see women with large breasts ;)
     
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    Minxy doesn't go out when Obi is about 'cos he drools and stares at her :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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    Woopert's Duck was scared when I stared and drooled over his breasts, while waving some Chinese pancakes and Plum sauce.
     
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    Minxy was surprised when she opened her eyes today during her massage & found obi drooling again ;)

    He hadn't mentioned he was in Tunisia too
     
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    Minxy tried acting all surprised despite sending me a flight ticket, her spare room key and a bottle of massage oil.
     
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    Mr M got quite a surprise when a naked Obi jumped out of the wardrobe clutching his massage oil
     
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    Mr M was also surprised and rather bemused when he found Minxy playing with what looked like a lightsaber handle and repeating "Oh be one. ..oh be one...oh be one.."
     
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    Obi thinks it's only fair when Minxy stares and drools over his breasts.
     
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    DMD has bigger breasts than Minxy.<yikes>
     
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