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kiwiqpr does bird impression, but not everyone's impressed when he eats worms and ****s on statues.
 
Kiwi's impressions are so realistic, he's still getting over the shock of Minxy trying to remove his giblets.
 
kiwi's still unsure how minxy nudged his giblets, but still had both hands on her hips.
 
Minxy's only trying to visualise DMD as a young boy as an attempt to mask the memory of the time she realised she was merrily massaging his Haemorrhoids.
 
DMD's haemorrhoids are now so badly swollen that he bounces around on them like a human space hopper.
 
Obi apologised to Resurgam after the trip to A&E

In his defence, it was his first attempt at hot waxing & the instructions weren't that clear
 
Kiwi finally agreed to give Woopert the security footage, although the tape was very worn out in some places and didn't play very well.
 
Kiwi's hoping if he uses the footage wisely, it could make him big down under.
 
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