Post a lie about the poster above.

kiwiqpr does bird impression, but not everyone's impressed when he eats worms and ****s on statues.

 

Unfortunately DMD has started copying kiwi but has not got the excuse of bird impressions

 

Kiwi's impressions are so realistic, he's still getting over the shock of Minxy trying to remove his giblets.

 

dmd was really jealous when he found out minxy was actually massaging kiwis giblets

 

kiwi's still unsure how minxy nudged his giblets, but still had both hands on her hips.

 

DMD is still waiting for puberty so he too can have giblets worth a massage from Minxy

 

Minxy's only trying to visualise DMD as a young boy as an attempt to mask the memory of the time she realised she was merrily massaging his Haemorrhoids.

 

DMD's haemorrhoids are now so badly swollen that he bounces around on them like a human space hopper.

 

Obi was shocked when DMD sent him the photos

 

Minxy was so glad she'd kept her originals.

 

DMd was not too chuffed when Minxy sent the originals to the Mirror

 

Dan saw the hemorrhoids in the mirror and so assumed they must be HIS!

 

Obi apologised to Resurgam after the trip to A&E

In his defence, it was his first attempt at hot waxing & the instructions weren't that clear

 

it took ages for woopert to get the security footage

 

Kiwi finally agreed to give Woopert the security footage, although the tape was very worn out in some places and didn't play very well.

 

obi only gave me the original after he had made numerous copies

 

Kiwi's hoping if he uses the footage wisely, it could make him big down under.

 

DMD would like to be big down under, but plastic surgery hasn't advanced THAT MUCH yet.

 

Obi isn't too worried about making it big down under as he has such an impressive lightsaber