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Woopert quit his job as Chewbacca's hairdresser as the hours were too long.

Now he just polishes Darth Vader's helmet instead.
 
When the lifeguard bleep goes off Resurgam can be seen pedalling through town at the speed of light ..... if only he would remember to put his clothes on first ;)
 
Minxy deliberately sets off the lifguard bleep so she can see Resurgam pedaling through the town at the speed of light - without his clothes.
 
Again A&E staff were very polite & did not laugh at Dan's explanation for the injury.

Dan is now a legend at the said hospital ...... along with the chap who claimed he fell onto to tin of deodorant
 
Luckily Minxy has medical training, so was able to apply the kiss of life to Dan, at the same time removing the deodorant can from the other guy's backside, which she had previously thought was a new type of rectal thermometer.
 
After 47 years of working in the same Wimpy Bar, Woopert has finally won the prestigious award of 'Employee Of The Week' - after all the staff except Woopert went down with a verymysterious bug that kept them all off work for...a week. Hmmmmm
 
Obi auditioned for the role of widow Twankey in his local panto but they turned him down as he didn't have enough twank. He then asked if they would consider him for one of the ugly sisters in next years panto but they said as he must have been hit with the ugly stick at birth they didn't want to frighten the children that much.
 
Because she is physically repulsive AND two-faced, Charlie was offered the chance to play BOTH ugly sisters at the same time.
 
Obi wanted to be Steve Bruce's fluffer boy but found that by not having opposable thumbs he could not fluff for anyone, even himself.
 
Charlie was invited by Obi to go out on a date, but refused because of Obi's obesity, after he admitted eating burgers in Wimpy every day of the week for 47 years :emoticon-0136-giggl
 
Woopert is the All-England Street Dance champion and his speciality is 'body popping'. To the delight of the audience, his title winning performance involved him popping out his shoulder, a hip and both knees all in one spectacular sequence.
 
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