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Obi kindly didn't charge any money when he hired out his 8 men, his 3 shire horses, his crane and his fork lift truck, or for his six hours labour, when he helped get me back on my feet after I foolishly tried to do the splits - what a kind generous person he is, bearing in mind he works during the week as a debt collector for Wonga.
 
Woopert foolishly thinks I 'kindly' helped him out for nowt.

He hasn't seen my bill yet (including the WONGA interest rates that mean he has to double the amount due for every hour he doesn't pay it).


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Obi Wan said:
Woopert foolishly thinks I 'kindly' helped him out for nowt.

He hasn't seen my bill yet (including the WONGA interest rates that mean he has to double the amount due for every hour he doesn't pay it).


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Obi is kind & generous :D
 
Vic has got me in big big trouble by persuading me to remove Minxy's bra with my teeth, so he could admire the tattoos of her puppies...........I am currently running down Peterborough High Street, being chased by Mr M...............and struggling to type this message on my mobile, whilst trying to outrun her hubby.........<yikes>
 
Despite bring the schoolboy champion of the '60 yard dash' back in 1935, Woopert realised to his dismay that running through Peterborough High Street with his trousers around his ankles and while trying to text at the same time was not a good idea. He tripped over next to a fruit and veg market stall and landed with his face in some poor old lady's melons. Meanwhile, MR M had caught up with him...
 
Despite seeing his friend Woops in deep trouble ..... Obi decided to film the whole episode & sell it to the highest bidder

Shame on you Obi :(
 
Minxy was the second highest bidder, but did offer other inducements.
 
That's the last time DMD is ever going to one of those filthy, sleazy, degrading lap dancing clubs!



After an 12 hour solid shift he only earned £3.27 - and that was from Woopert.
 
Woopert loves supporting charities and helping others in need. He now visits the local sperm bank at least five times every day to make a donation. Wonderful man.
 
Kiwiqpr visits the local sperm bank at least five times every day to make a withdrawal. Strange man.
 
Obi got banned from the local sperm bank - they offered him a copy of Penthouse and he asked for a newspaper report of the Newcastle v Man united game from October 1996
 
The local sperm bank have banned Dan Starkey as on his last visit he left a jar of mayonnaise instead of his donation which he mistakenly took home. He has gone right off Hellmans on his cheese sandwich.
 
Charlie was a test tube baby amazingly created by using a jar of mayonnaise.
 
Woppert once took part in Come Dancing on tv but took the title literally and had to be escorted off the dancefloor as his partner was left embarrassed and a fuming Terry Wogan who sent Woopert his dry cleaning bill.
 
Charlie1's great grandchildren are sick to death of her offering them Werthers Originals every time they drive round to see her.
 
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