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Discussion in 'Peterborough' started by DMD, Oct 14, 2014.

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  1. Minxy

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    Woops lost his Olympic gold medal in the swimming when he was discovered to have webbed hands & feet
     
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  2. Obi Wan

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    Minxy was also disqualified from the Olympic swimming event after the judges deemed that (although all natural), the size of her erm... 'floatation aids' ... gave her an unfair advantage.
     
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    obis dream is to appear as a non talking extra in albert squares market
     
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  4. DMD

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    kiwi's dream is to be given a talking part in his own home.
     
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  5. Minxy

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    DMD has no dreams <cry>
     
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    Minxy wants DMD as her incubus.
     
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    DMD tried to explain his presence in Minxy's bedroom last night as being an incubus

    Mr M wasn't convinced .... hope your wait in A&E wasn't too long
     
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    Minxy appeared as a succubus in DMDs dream. DMD thought she might have got a bit mixed up when he woke up with an exhaust of a Megabus in his mouth.
     
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    Charlie1's not bothered whether it's an incubus or succubus, she'll take either. Which makes her something like an omnibus.
     
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    DMD is a single decker bus. There's nothing up top.
     
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    Obi one keeps trying to get on board me.
     
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    DMD wanted a small part in the new Star Wars movie, so they filmed his willy.
     
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    Obi was ever so disappointed when he found out Free Willy was just about a fish.
     
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    DMD was disappointed after his visit to Wookey Hole. He had always really fancied Chewbacca.
     
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    obi still writes letters to santa


    (not that there is anything wrong with that kids)
     
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    Kiwi is fondly known in Lapland as 'Santa's little helper'.

    We're not sure why, bearing in mind he's 6ft 4ins tall, but apparently it is extremely cold up there.
     
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    obi sometimes drinks his own wee just in case he finds himself cast adrift without fresh water
     
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    Kiwi's all-time favourite movies are the new Planet Of The Apes films.

    Not surprising since he was abandoned as a baby and raised by a family of chimpanzees until he was 27.
     
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    Obi Wan walks to work every day, so he can save his pennies to raise enough money to be able to fly out to New Zealand to visit Kiwi, so they can compare the size of their didgeridoos.
     
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    Woopert showed us that he's still 'got it' when he proved he could still do the splits!

    However, it took 8 men, 3 shire horses, a crane and a fork lift truck, over six hours to get him back up again.
     
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