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Minxy was also disqualified from the Olympic swimming event after the judges deemed that (although all natural), the size of her erm... 'floatation aids' ... gave her an unfair advantage.
 
kiwi's dream is to be given a talking part in his own home.
 
DMD tried to explain his presence in Minxy's bedroom last night as being an incubus

Mr M wasn't convinced .... hope your wait in A&E wasn't too long
 
Minxy appeared as a succubus in DMDs dream. DMD thought she might have got a bit mixed up when he woke up with an exhaust of a Megabus in his mouth.
 
Charlie1's not bothered whether it's an incubus or succubus, she'll take either. Which makes her something like an omnibus.
 
DMD wanted a small part in the new Star Wars movie, so they filmed his willy.
 
Obi was ever so disappointed when he found out Free Willy was just about a fish.
 
DMD was disappointed after his visit to Wookey Hole. He had always really fancied Chewbacca.
 
Kiwi is fondly known in Lapland as 'Santa's little helper'.

We're not sure why, bearing in mind he's 6ft 4ins tall, but apparently it is extremely cold up there.
 
Kiwi's all-time favourite movies are the new Planet Of The Apes films.

Not surprising since he was abandoned as a baby and raised by a family of chimpanzees until he was 27.
 
Obi Wan walks to work every day, so he can save his pennies to raise enough money to be able to fly out to New Zealand to visit Kiwi, so they can compare the size of their didgeridoos.
 
Woopert showed us that he's still 'got it' when he proved he could still do the splits!

However, it took 8 men, 3 shire horses, a crane and a fork lift truck, over six hours to get him back up again.
 
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