Post a lie about the poster above.

Apparently Woopert has a tiddly wink.

 

for sport obi wanted to be a football hooligan,,then he saw the size of the opposition and decided he would be better off with the 100 metres

 

Kiwi is kicking himself for not checking the Terms & Conditions small print on his latest online purchase.

It now transpires his new 'wife' isn't actually a lady after all and that kiwi has also agreed to allow 15 of his 'wife's' relatives to come and live with him too. Good luck kiwi!

 

Obi was delighted with the opportunity to become Bill Crosby's PR agent ..... he is now beginning to regret his decision

 

Minxy has a collection of used John Mccririck underpants. She says that as a hobby, it's not to be sniffed at.

 

DMD completely baffled the judges at this years Crufts show when he entered himself for one of the awards.

After lengthy discussions it transpired that DMD had misread the categories on the application form - he thought it had said "Best Inbred".

 

Obi Wan has neither a tiddly or a winky. He's a bit like a Ken doll.

 

^^^^ That's why my full name is Obi Wan Ken-Knobby


Charlie was held back at Heathrow Airport for further 'inspection' when her vajazzle set off the alarm going through security checks.

 

Obi Wan went to get a pejazzle but when push came to shove there wasn't a jazzle small enough.

 

Read the title. We're supposed to be telling lies!


To save money, Charlie uses a cheese grater on her feet instead of forking out for expensive Parmesan cheese. Apparently her friends and family have never noticed the difference.

 

Obi Wan and DMD went to get matching pejazzles then came to mine for a tasty snack of cheese on toast.

 

Charlie1 grated extra cheese to offer as payment to DMD to perform the floor show where he enters himself.

 

DMD first won Hull's contortionist of the year while he was still at primary school

 

Minxy incorrectly thought she was an amazing contortionist. Turns out she just doesn't know her a**e from her elbow.

 

Obi Wan can't tie his shoelaces or tell the time.

 

Charlie's entries for this year's Christmas cracker jokes at M&S were all flatly rejected and they reminded her that Christmas dinner is meant for families, meaning that sexist, racist, ageist and other downright rude and crude jokes are not appropriate.

 

Woopert loves his job as a belly button fluff picker and has built the largest collection in the UK.

 

Obi made up the above lie when he & Woops were caught in a compromising situation

The police were kind enough not to laugh until they left the interview room