Post a lie about the poster above.

Charlie1 blames her out-dated ZS Spectrum for her typing so slowly that she can't keep up with who posted last!

 

obi once walked out of a job interview because the prospective employers didn't understand his attitude

 

When the Safety dance song is playing on the radio kiwiqpr puts on his hard hat to comply with the health and safety regulations in his own head.

 

Charlie's idea for becoming a millionaire by publishing her new best seller "Forty-nine shade of Grey" fell by the way-side when her publisher explained that just leaving the last page off someone else work didn't make it any less plagiarism

 

The Fifty Shades of Gray books were a factual biography about Minxy.

 

Obi Wans knickers are fifty shades of grey and 25 shades of brown.

 

Woopert's Duck was fired from his job of chief window dresser at an M&S store after he kept arranging the mannequins in rather rude positions.

 

Obi was arrested by the police outside M&S whilst looking at Woop's mannequins

 

Minxy was arrested by the police outside Lidl whilst looking at Obi's chocolate log.

 

Charlie was jealous as she wanted to see Obi's chocolate log

 

Minxy has been invited to officially turn on the Christmas lights in Gillingham.

 

Obi Wan is planning on turning on the Christmas lights in his front room. Its not been made official yet, if the budgie accepts the invitation then Obi Wan is on the reserve list with the goldfish.

 

Charlie threw a complete child-like tantrum for not being allowed to sit on top of DMD's tree as a Christmas fairy.

 

Obi got mixed up last year and sent his true love an ostrich in an oak tree

 

Luckily, Dan likes ostrich steak, cooked on a wood burning BBQ.

 

Most people see an ostrich in it's typical pose, Obi sees a long limbed bird straight legged from behind.

 

DMD didn't bother putting out his Christmas stocking for Santa last year.

Having realised how nice those new fishnets felt against his skin, DMD just decided to leave them on all through Christmas instead.

 

Obi is still waiting on his CRB check to come through for his new position of Father Christmas at Fenwicks .

Good luck with that mate, don't forget the children are no longer allowed to sit on your knee .

 

Vic is in the best condition of his life, training really hard and currently shaping up to be a supreme Olympic athlete.









Now all he has to wait for is Sumo Wrestling to be added to the Olympic roster.