Post a lie about the poster above.

Chippy is super excited that S Club 7 are reforming.

 

Charlie still longs for the day the communards also reform

 

Kiwi was happy to see Mother Shipton's Well, as she'd looked really poorly in the pictures he'd seen previously.

 

DMD still puts his hand up when he wants to go to the loo

..... his work mates are used to him now but get embarrassed when important clients are there

 

It's Minxy that DMD puts his hand up when he needs the loo.

 

DMD was the man inside the Hofmeister 'follow the bear' suit.

 

Obi Wan often followed me bare.

 

woopert once ran the London marathon
funnily enough in full duck costume
only to discover that he was a week early

 

Kiwi is jealous that his kiwi costume isn't as impressive as Woopert's duck costume.

 

Obi really wanted to use the side splitting gag about it not being a man with a bill, but a duck with a hat on, but DMD had beaten him to it.

 

DMD lost his knickers on a night out recently

.... fortunately his mum had sown his name in them

 

Minxy has a worryingly in depth knowledge of DMD's lost underwear.

 

DMD's mum had sewn 'DMD' in the front (where the **** would go) and 'Hull City AFC' in the back (where the s*** hole would go) so he knows which way around to wear them.

 

Obi Wan has some of DMDs 'lost' knickers. He sleeps with them under his pillow.

 

Charlie1 knows this ^^^ because she either:

a) is my cleaner and was sorting out the bedding,
OR
b) often pops round for 'coffee' and doesn't exactly hurry to get home...,
OR
c) is the tooth fairy,
OR
d) is the burglar who keeps breaking in to steal my special 'DMD' knickers from under my pillow

 

Obi incubates my unwashed knickers to create DMD's, Drawers of Mass Destruction.

 

Richard Branson once used a pair of DMD's knickers to make a 10-man hot air balloon for his round-the-world attempt.

 

Obi Wan's convinced Bransons attempt failed due to meteorology as he's sure he heard talk of a Y front blowing in from the east.

 

Obi Wan just wants to feel close again to DMD so he's wearing the stolen knickers.