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Kiwi was happy to see Mother Shipton's Well, as she'd looked really poorly in the pictures he'd seen previously.
 
DMD still puts his hand up when he wants to go to the loo

..... his work mates are used to him now but get embarrassed when important clients are there
 
It's Minxy that DMD puts his hand up when he needs the loo.
 
Kiwi is jealous that his kiwi costume isn't as impressive as Woopert's duck costume.
 
Obi really wanted to use the side splitting gag about it not being a man with a bill, but a duck with a hat on, but DMD had beaten him to it.
 
Minxy has a worryingly in depth knowledge of DMD's lost underwear.
 
Minxy said:
DMD lost his knickers on a night out recently

.... fortunately his mum had sown his name in them
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Hull City AFC (DMD) said:
Minxy has a worryingly in depth knowledge of DMD's lost underwear.
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DMD's mum had sewn 'DMD' in the front (where the **** would go) and 'Hull City AFC' in the back (where the s*** hole would go) so he knows which way around to wear them.
 
Charlie1 said:
Obi Wan has some of DMDs 'lost' knickers. He sleeps with them under his pillow.
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Charlie1 knows this ^^^ because she either:

a) is my cleaner and was sorting out the bedding,
OR
b) often pops round for 'coffee' and doesn't exactly hurry to get home...,
OR
c) is the tooth fairy,
OR
d) is the burglar who keeps breaking in to steal my special 'DMD' knickers from under my pillow
 
Obi Wan said:
Charlie1 knows this ^^^ because she either:

a) is my cleaner and was sorting out the bedding,
OR
b) often pops round for 'coffee' and doesn't exactly hurry to get home...,
OR
c) is the tooth fairy,
OR
d) is the burglar who keeps breaking in to steal my special 'DMD' knickers from under my pillow
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Obi incubates my unwashed knickers to create DMD's, Drawers of Mass Destruction.
 
Richard Branson once used a pair of DMD's knickers to make a 10-man hot air balloon for his round-the-world attempt.
 
Obi Wan's convinced Bransons attempt failed due to meteorology as he's sure he heard talk of a Y front blowing in from the east.
 
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