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Apparently it was a complete fluke how Woopert's Duck slipped and landed on my pink glittery lightsaber, turning himself into a human glow stick.
 
Obi Wan failed to call for medical assistance, or for an electrician to look for the on/off switch for the pink glittery lightsaber rammed up poor Woopert's backside.
 
Wooperts_duck said:
Obi Wan failed to call for medical assistance, or for an electrician to look for the on/off switch for the pink glittery lightsaber rammed up poor Woopert's backside.
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Strange how Woopert asked for a spare set of Duracell batteries, even on the way to hospital.
 
Every week kiwi has a full body wax (including back, sack & crack) because he likes to feel smooth all over.
 
Minxy has bruises on her knees after she went out jogging without her sports bra.
 
Obi Wan is the person who performs kiwis back/sack and crack wax. The pink glittery light saber treatment is extra.
 
Charlie1 got his nym because he gets his thrills from Minxy spicing things up for him by shoving Cocaine up his botty using three fingers.
 
Chippy is gutted that it will be Cinderella at the Harrogate Theatre this year

.......... yet again his dwarf costume hangs in the wardrobe unused <wah>
 
Chippy has just been confirmed as the latest manager of Leeds United.


Wait, news just in - he's been sacked after just 1 minute.
 
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