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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Obi uses his pink glittery lightsaber so he can see his way around Minxy's cellar.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 15, 2014
  2. Obi Wan

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    Apparently it was a complete fluke how Woopert's Duck slipped and landed on my pink glittery lightsaber, turning himself into a human glow stick.
     
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  3. Wooperts_duck

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    Obi Wan failed to call for medical assistance, or for an electrician to look for the on/off switch for the pink glittery lightsaber rammed up poor Woopert's backside.
     
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    woopert still changes the batteries on inserted light sabre
     
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  5. Obi Wan

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    Strange how Woopert asked for a spare set of Duracell batteries, even on the way to hospital.
     
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  6. kiwiqpr

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    obi has never had an original thought in his whole life
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    Every week kiwi has a full body wax (including back, sack & crack) because he likes to feel smooth all over.
     
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    Obi has promised to pay off Kiwi's bar bill in full
     
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    Minxy has bruises on her knees after she went out jogging without her sports bra.
     
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    Obi Wan is the person who performs kiwis back/sack and crack wax. The pink glittery light saber treatment is extra.
     
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  11. Chippy / Glory

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    Charlie1 got his nym because he gets his thrills from Minxy spicing things up for him by shoving Cocaine up his botty using three fingers.
     
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  12. Minxy

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    Chippy is gutted that it will be Cinderella at the Harrogate Theatre this year

    .......... yet again his dwarf costume hangs in the wardrobe unused <wah>
     
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    Minxy ate Freddie Starr's hamster.
     
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    Edit
     
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    obi calls his knob Freddie starrs hamster
     
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    Chippy has just been confirmed as the latest manager of Leeds United.


    Wait, news just in - he's been sacked after just 1 minute.
     
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  17. brb

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    Obi Wan is Minxy's duplicate account, her 'special' friend
     
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  18. Chippy / Glory

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    Brb has no friends real or imaginary
     
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    chippy is considering making another account so he can have a friend too
     
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  20. Chippy / Glory

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    Minxy knows TC is my other account name
     
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