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Minxy tossed my caber while also playing the Star Wars theme tune on my bagpipes! :)
 
Charlie1 is banned from doing the ironing, ever since ironing kiwi's Milky Bar Kid trousers - while he was still wearing them!
 
Obi Wan feels he cuts a dash when he walks around in his jockey silks.
 
DMD insists he is innocent over the sleazy remark that saw him kicked out of The Great British Bake Off. He denies his inappropriate approaches Mary Berry and said it was simply a misunderstanding. He thinks she misheard him when he said she had 'an iced bun'. He also claimed the comment about her lovely baps was purely bread related.
 
Despite the restraining order, Minxy still stalks me and spends most nights spying on my bedroom window.
 
Obi knows I have a Tinkerbell duvet set because he saw me buying it in the Disney shop - he was getting a new Snow White outfit for himself.
 
Dan is just jealous that I will be spending the night with Minxy when she'll be dressed as Snow White.
 
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