Post a lie about the poster above.

Minxy's Movember 'tash' is coming along quite nicely.

 

I am quite proud of it ...... it is certainly better than Obi's attempt at manliness

 

Minxy is so manly, he/she won the tossing the caber at the Highland Games!

 

Obi was so impressed he asked me to toss his caber for him too

 

Minxy tossed my caber while also playing the Star Wars theme tune on my bagpipes!

 

obi will yet again be trying to beat the world record for stacking milk crates
this time he hopes to get past two

 

kiwiqpr likes to dress as the milky bar kid while doing the ironing.

 

Charlie1 is banned from doing the ironing, ever since ironing kiwi's Milky Bar Kid trousers - while he was still wearing them!

 

History books are wrong ...... Obi was the first man to walk on the moon ...... he planted a Toon flag there

 

Minxy climbed Ben Nevis dressed as one of the Telly Tubbies

 

Dan only went on Safari because he was hoping to see Christopher Biggins.

 

Obi Wan feels he cuts a dash when he walks around in his jockey silks.

 

DMD insists he is innocent over the sleazy remark that saw him kicked out of The Great British Bake Off. He denies his inappropriate approaches Mary Berry and said it was simply a misunderstanding. He thinks she misheard him when he said she had 'an iced bun'. He also claimed the comment about her lovely baps was purely bread related.

 

Obi was Kim Kardashian's body double for her latest photo shoot.

 

Dan now fancies Obi

 

Despite the restraining order, Minxy still stalks me and spends most nights spying on my bedroom window.

 

Obi played the xylophone on the new band aid single

 

Dan still has his matching Tinkerbell duvet set and curtains.

 

Obi knows I have a Tinkerbell duvet set because he saw me buying it in the Disney shop - he was getting a new Snow White outfit for himself.

 

Dan is just jealous that I will be spending the night with Minxy when she'll be dressed as Snow White.