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Bless her, Minxy really leapt at the opportunity DMD was offering to let her play the worlds smallest bagpipes that he kept in his trouser pocket. She was dissapointed to get no more than a rhythmic moan, but that's bagpipes for ya.
 
DMD keeps a poster of Niall off of One Direction on his bedroom ceiling. Every night before he turns off the light he blows him a kiss and a cheeky wink.
 
Dan has the same poster and can often hit the Niall on the head.
 
2/3 drew the inspiration from his name when touring Ireland with his mate. They sang a Karaoke duet each night, and heard the locals saying "oh bejeezus, it's dem two turds on again".
 
DMD likes his wife to wear a Phil Brown mask and talk in a geordie accent when they're being intimate so he can relive the one magical night he and Browny spent together.
 
Woopert's Duck always wears a Phil Brown mask and talks in a Geordie accent when being intimate with DMD.
 
Dan watched Pot Black avidly for 20 years in the hope that the commentator would finally say the words "He's gone in off the brown"
 
KiwiQPR can't decide whether he prefers Queen's Park, London, with its Cockney Rhyming Slang, or New Zealand with it's amazing landscape and abundance of sheep. So he put the two together and had lamb shank.
 
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