Post a lie about the poster above.

Minxy tried to get a tune out of Kiwi's piccolo.

 

DMD was jealous as he wanted to play with Kiwi's piccolo too

 

Bless her, Minxy really leapt at the opportunity DMD was offering to let her play the worlds smallest bagpipes that he kept in his trouser pocket. She was dissapointed to get no more than a rhythmic moan, but that's bagpipes for ya.

 

DMD keeps a poster of Niall off of One Direction on his bedroom ceiling. Every night before he turns off the light he blows him a kiss and a cheeky wink.

 

Charlie is Niall from one direction

 

Dan has the same poster and can often hit the Niall on the head.

 

DMD still sends Luke Goss a birthday card each year

 

Dan drives a pink van with Elton John's face painted on the side.

 

2/3 drew the inspiration from his name when touring Ireland with his mate. They sang a Karaoke duet each night, and heard the locals saying "oh bejeezus, it's dem two turds on again".

 

DMD likes his wife to wear a Phil Brown mask and talk in a geordie accent when they're being intimate so he can relive the one magical night he and Browny spent together.

 

Woopert's Duck always wears a Phil Brown mask and talks in a Geordie accent when being intimate with DMD.

 

Obi Wan likes to dress as an adult baby while watching re runs of Pot Black.

 

Charlie is Facebook friends with Cliff Thorburn

 

Dan watched Pot Black avidly for 20 years in the hope that the commentator would finally say the words "He's gone in off the brown"

 

obi and dan are really Andrew Ridgeley and George michael

 

KiwiQPR can't decide whether he prefers Queen's Park, London, with its Cockney Rhyming Slang, or New Zealand with it's amazing landscape and abundance of sheep. So he put the two together and had lamb shank.

 

Woopert's Duck fired Alan Sugar from his paper round all those years ago.

 

Obi's favourite dance is the locomotion