Post a lie about the poster above.

[kiwiqpr]

obi has finally realised that changing his mind on the sex change will not be as easy as changing his name on a website

 

[DMD]

Kiwi says it's just MI5 being secretive that means they can't confirm he's training to be a spy, and would explain why he was looking through that ladies window through binoculars.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Woopert's Duck holds the national breast stroke record. He once lasted 37 minutes stroking Minxy's before getting slapped round the face and thrown into the cellar.

I can only dream of such a moment (the stroking, not the slapping !)


DMD wished he could afford a pair of binoculars like kiwi has in his possession, with night vision.

 

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I can only dream of such a moment the stroking, not the slapping !


DMD wished he could afford a pair of binoculars like kiwi has in his possession, with night vision.

Woopert's Duck is actually Stuart Lancaster and posted this comment from the coach's bench at Twickenham

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Dan Starkey wishes he was a Lumberjack, and could wear suspenders and a bra, like his dear Papa

 

[Obi Wan]

Woopert's Duck is Dan Starkey's 'dear' papa.

 

[DMD]

Obi Wan is getting private tuition to help him tie his shoe laces.

 

[Obi Wan]

After years of being teased and bullied, the unfortunately named Ivor Smallcock decided to change his name to DMD.

 

[DMD]

Obi Gok Wan designed Newcastle's third strip.

 

[Charlie1]

In his spare time DMD likes to dress as a woman, talks in a cockney accent and goes by the name of Shirley.

 

[DMD]

Charlie1 is Obi Wan's dyslexic mother.

 

[Charlie1]

DMD is Obi Wans syphilitic father.

 

[DMD]

DMD is Obi Wans syphilitic father.

Charlie1's a typical female, DMD gave her something and still she moans.

Edit...I'm trying to work out which bit of that's a lie.

 

[Charlie1]

DMD is a typical male, he wanted to hear those 3 little words and was disappointed when he heard them...is it in.

 

[DMD]

DMD has apologised to Charlie1 about the incident. He was too far down the queue to be able to see enough to give an accurate answer.

 

[Minxy]

DMD is planning to swim the English channel for charity .... wearing only his mankini & a pair of flippers

 

[Charlie1]

Charlie1 has accepted DMDs apology and has again told him that he will learn to like having sexual relations with ladies just as much as he did with men.

 

[DMD]

Minxy the stalker got the wrong idea when she saw me walking to Charlie1's house.

 

[Charlie1]

DMD has been so upset since George Boyd left the tigers that he is growing his comb over in homage and wears an eye patch.

 

[DMD]

Charlie1 sees the work of the devil when a cyclist goes past without the aid of stabilisers.