Post a lie about the poster above.

obi has finally realised that changing his mind on the sex change will not be as easy as changing his name on a website

 

Kiwi says it's just MI5 being secretive that means they can't confirm he's training to be a spy, and would explain why he was looking through that ladies window through binoculars.

 

Woopert's Duck is actually Stuart Lancaster and posted this comment from the coach's bench at Twickenham

 

Woopert's Duck is Dan Starkey's 'dear' papa.

 

Obi Wan is getting private tuition to help him tie his shoe laces.

 

After years of being teased and bullied, the unfortunately named Ivor Smallcock decided to change his name to DMD.

 

Obi Gok Wan designed Newcastle's third strip.

 

In his spare time DMD likes to dress as a woman, talks in a cockney accent and goes by the name of Shirley.

 

Charlie1 is Obi Wan's dyslexic mother.

 

DMD is Obi Wans syphilitic father.

 

Charlie1's a typical female, DMD gave her something and still she moans.

Edit...I'm trying to work out which bit of that's a lie.

 

DMD is a typical male, he wanted to hear those 3 little words and was disappointed when he heard them...is it in.

 

DMD has apologised to Charlie1 about the incident. He was too far down the queue to be able to see enough to give an accurate answer.

 

DMD is planning to swim the English channel for charity .... wearing only his mankini & a pair of flippers

 

Charlie1 has accepted DMDs apology and has again told him that he will learn to like having sexual relations with ladies just as much as he did with men.

 

Minxy the stalker got the wrong idea when she saw me walking to Charlie1's house.

 

DMD has been so upset since George Boyd left the tigers that he is growing his comb over in homage and wears an eye patch.

 

Charlie1 sees the work of the devil when a cyclist goes past without the aid of stabilisers.