Post a lie about the poster above.

DMD used to be a ballerina and now teaches Premier League footballers how to dive gracefully.

 

Obi's love of animals knows no bounds, which often brings him to the attention of the Police.

 

DMD is a big supporter of Women's Lib and was one of the first to burn his favourite bra for the cause.

 

Obi has a mangina.

 

Charlie1 runs a campaign group to try to get Agadoo used as the English National Anthem at sporting events.

 

DMD likes to get out and about on his bike exploring new places but he was very disappointed to not be able to find Forrest Gump on any map.

 

Charlie1 is doing a course in irony. Her first lesson related to observations on women and map reading abilities.

 

DMD wishes his IQ was high enough to do the same course as Charlie1

 

If DMD's IQ was high enough to do the same course as Charlie 1 he still wouldn't be allowed on it - Minxy's the lecturer.

 

It is certain my area of expertise & Dan would always be welcome on the course

 

Minxy only took the job for the authority, robe and cane, which coincidently was the same reason DMD joined the class.

 

DMD never returned the robe & cane that he borrowed for a special party at Charlie's house

 

Minxy has banned Christmas completely until The Posh win again. Problem is, Santa is hoping to retire by 2020, so he might never get to leave Minxy a pressie again.

 

Obi knows when Santa is planning to retire because he is really one of Santa's little helpers

 

Being one of Santa's helpers, I know what's on Minxy's Christmas wish list. And no, they don't do them in that size and even if they did we wouldn't be able to find enough batteries to charge it!

 

Obi, the elf, got the sack as he didn't stick to Santa's confidentiality clause

 

Woopert is no better, he was feeling both Grumpy and Sleepy at the same time.

 

Sleepy Obi was pleased that his good friend Woopert got to join him at the police station

 

Minxy's acting career has had a huge boost with an offer of a leading role in the West End for 6 months.

She is going to be the rear end of Warhorse. Well done Minxy!