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DMD used to be a ballerina and now teaches Premier League footballers how to dive gracefully.
 
Obi's love of animals knows no bounds, which often brings him to the attention of the Police.
 
DMD is a big supporter of Women's Lib and was one of the first to burn his favourite bra for the cause.
 
Charlie1 runs a campaign group to try to get Agadoo used as the English National Anthem at sporting events.
 
DMD likes to get out and about on his bike exploring new places but he was very disappointed to not be able to find Forrest Gump on any map.
 
Charlie1 is doing a course in irony. Her first lesson related to observations on women and map reading abilities.
 
Minxy only took the job for the authority, robe and cane, which coincidently was the same reason DMD joined the class. <ok>
 
Minxy has banned Christmas completely until The Posh win again. Problem is, Santa is hoping to retire by 2020, so he might never get to leave Minxy a pressie again.
 
Being one of Santa's helpers, I know what's on Minxy's Christmas wish list. And no, they don't do them in that size and even if they did we wouldn't be able to find enough batteries to charge it!
 
Minxy felt sorry for getting Obi the elf sacked by Santa Clause, so out of the goodness of her own heart, she got him a part as one of the seven dwarves in Pantomime at a theatre in Skegness.

Unfortunately, he is now waiting to appear in court, following allegations he had his wicked way with Snow White and Grumpy :huh:
 
Woopert is no better, he was feeling both Grumpy and Sleepy at the same time.
 
Minxy's acting career has had a huge boost with an offer of a leading role in the West End for 6 months.

She is going to be the rear end of Warhorse. Well done Minxy! <ok>
 
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