Post a lie about the poster above.

Woopert quit his job as Chewbacca's hairdresser as the hours were too long.

Now he just polishes Darth Vader's helmet instead.

 

When the lifeguard bleep goes off Resurgam can be seen pedalling through town at the speed of light ..... if only he would remember to put his clothes on first

 

Minxy deliberately sets off the lifguard bleep so she can see Resurgam pedaling through the town at the speed of light - without his clothes.

 

Despite Minxy's pleading Dan couldn't be persuaded to join Ressurgam's naked ventures .

 

Local residents were staggered when minxy turned up at a performance of The Naked Lunch wearing nothing but her picnic bag.

 

When Dan joined her for lunch, he enjoyed popping his sausage in the dips

 

The afternoon ended on a low note as Minxy failed to realise that some wag had put hydrochloric acid in the Taramassalata.

 

Again A&E staff were very polite & did not laugh at Dan's explanation for the injury.

Dan is now a legend at the said hospital ...... along with the chap who claimed he fell onto to tin of deodorant

 

After 47 years of working in the same Wimpy Bar, Woopert has finally won the prestigious award of 'Employee Of The Week' - after all the staff except Woopert went down with a verymysterious bug that kept them all off work for...a week. Hmmmmm

 

Obi auditioned for the role of widow Twankey in his local panto but they turned him down as he didn't have enough twank. He then asked if they would consider him for one of the ugly sisters in next years panto but they said as he must have been hit with the ugly stick at birth they didn't want to frighten the children that much.

 

Because she is physically repulsive AND two-faced, Charlie was offered the chance to play BOTH ugly sisters at the same time.

 

Obi is the first in his family to be born without a tail.

 

Charlie is Steve Bruce's fluffer girl.

 

Obi wanted to be Steve Bruce's fluffer boy but found that by not having opposable thumbs he could not fluff for anyone, even himself.

 

Woopert is the All-England Street Dance champion and his speciality is 'body popping'. To the delight of the audience, his title winning performance involved him popping out his shoulder, a hip and both knees all in one spectacular sequence.

 

obi wants to teach the England rugby team how to morris dance so they can respond to the all blacks haka