Post a lie about the poster above.

[Piebacca]

Hull City AFC (DMD) thinks Hull Tigers is a terrible name.

 

[Charlie1]

Pie! thinks Lance Armstrong was the first man on the moon.

 

[DMD]

Charlie1 once appeared on Stars in their eyes as Susan Boyle.

 

[Obi Wan]

DMD thought that the Dalai Lama was actually a talking llama.

 

[kiwiqpr]

obi always wears socks with sandals

 

[Obi Wan]

Kiwi only supports QPR because he fancies Harry Redknapp

 

[kiwiqpr]

obi thinks rep is for losers and wants to give all his points away

 

[DMD]

Kiwi has a life size poster of Eric Pickles on his bedroom wall.

 

[Minxy]

DMD only wears fishnet stockings on a Friday night

 

[Deleted 1]

Minxy's mobile ring tone is the theme tune to Allo Allo

 

[Minxy]

Sorry I had to turn down your offer of a date Dan but mud wrestling isn't really my thing

 

[Deleted 1]

Sorry I had to turn down your offer of a date Dan but mud wrestling isn't really my thing

The real reason Minxy couldn't make our date is that she's playing at tight head prop for her local rugby team.

 

[Minxy]

Dan was happy to stay at home & work on his new worm farm

 

[Charlie1]

Minxy has a pet Koala, that is taller than Peter Crouch, which does the robot when Posh score.

 

[Obi Wan]

Charlie1 is the cartoon cat from the old "Charlie says..." Animated information ads.

 

[Charlie1]

Obi Wan thinks these are the droids they are looking for, they can't go about their business and they shouldn't move along.

 

[Obi Wan]

Charlie1 has become a major TV celeb ever since appearing on 'embarrassing bodies' and doing his impersonation of a button mushroom.

 

[Charlie1]

Obi Wan is a medical doctor and can tell the difference between someone with lady bits and a button mushroom.

 

[kiwiqpr]

Charlie thinks cleanliness is next to godliness so cleans his local church after service on sundays

 

[Minxy]

Kiwi found fame as the naked busker ..... people would pay him well to stop playing & put his clothes on