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I can confirm it was a complete accident how DMD tripped over when using the vacuum cleaner (whilst he was naked) and regardless of what those experts say, it is indeed possible to land in such a position.
 
WD is a paramedic who was at hand to help Dutch in his embarrassing, naked accident.

A true professional.
 
Vic is a reporter for The Sun 'newspaper' who wrote the article about DMD's embarrassing, naked 'accident'.
 
Kiwi is Robbie Savage's hair stylist and always gives him a cut and a blow.
 
Dan still has the moves on dance floor and even on his 70th birthday he was seen leading the dance to Chaka Khan's "I'm every woman".
 
Vic had a rather eventful first day in his new job. It later transpired that the new clerk at the job centre thought that 'debt collector' and 'rent boy' meant the same thing.

Still, Vic likes his new career and is the top of the 'performance related bonus' chart.
 
In an attempt to save money, Dan's been trying to live on road kill.

He thought the vegetable soup he found on the pavement this morning was over salty and had too many carrots.
 
Being posh, Minxy often spends a weekend in Cambridge, picnicing and being punted up the back reaches.
 
Dan's combing his hair tomorrow night to scare off all the trick or treaters.
 
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