Post a lie about the poster above.

DMD was evicted from the Queen's special 'charades' afternoon at Buckingham Palace when he shocked everyone after 'revealing' the first word from the movie 'Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory'.

 

Obi wants to be a tree

 

Dan likes to reminisce about his days as Ken Dodds main diddyman.

 

DMD always wanted to be the red Indian in The Village People.

 

Obi has an aroma similar to an old hymn book.

 

DMD likes to sniff old hymn books.

 

Obi Wan dreams of being a super hero, called Trevor.

 

Resurgam did a fully naked streak in front of 50,000 fans at St James' Park.

Luckily, nobody noticed a thing!

 

obis ambition is to be a squeegee merchant at Piccadilly circus

 

Kiwi shot JR. Kiwi also wants to celebrate his landmark 20,000th post by throwing a huge slap up, no expense spared, party for everyone on this thread. He's providing a free bar, dancing girls, famous live bands and a funfair oh and bouncy castle on special request by Resurgam.

 

Resurgam's dyslexia caused him a night in cells recently for trying to pin a puppy to his lapel.

 

Dutch works as a Door Security Guard at Spiders nightclub.

 

Is Vic there won the 2007 Oxfordshire air guitar championships - but he doesnlt like to talk about it.

 

Dan is often invited to shows to display his talent for memorising every edition of the Guiness book of world records, but keeps forgetting to attend.

 

Dutch holds the record for the fastest crossing of the Humber Bridge on a unicycle.

 

Vic was upset that his request for a civil ceremony was refused, and, rather then demonstrating commitment, he now has to live in sin with his beloved goldfish.

 

Dutch has the best Saturday job in the Uk, feeding the Sharks at The Deep.

 

Vic adopted an elephant - you should have seen the looks on his neighbours' faces when it came to live with him.