Post a lie about the poster above.

Woopert prayed to the almighty for guidance, and God told him to become an atheist.

 

dmd is the stig

 

Kiwi bailed out of his all over body waxing for charity half way through due to the pain. Now one half of his body is as smooth as a baby's backside while the other side is like a silver back gorilla.

 

<strikethrough>Kiwi</strikethrough> Okay...Obi is vice chairman of the Joan Collins Fan Club Fan Club.


PS, how do I do strikethroughs?

 

After being lost as a baby while his family were on safari, DMD was raised by a family of meerkats until the age of 15.

 

Obi is planning a birthday party for his pet ferret this weekend

 

minxy has already bought a present

 

Kiwi is only here waiting for Archie Andrews.

 

Dutch doesn't like losing and was disqualified from his Primary Schools annual conker fight for soaking his conker in vinegar for a week.

Fair play if you ask me.

 

Is Vic there is an anagram of his family motto, **** thieves.

 

DMD was once arrested for walking the London marathon course and changing all the signpostings the night before it took place.

 

The Sontaran's in Dr Who were modelled on Dan Starkey.

 

Dutch shows a remarkable loyalty to Hull City, his ambition is to actually attend a match.

I'm sure it will happen one day mate.

 

Vic thought he'd achieved immortality when he'd acquired ten bags for life, but needed therapy to coax him from under the sofa after he lost them all.

 

DMD is banned from several hardware and DIY stores after getting fights due to misunderstandings about wanting to buy fork handles.

 

Obi Wan is a habitual drug abuser - he goes into Boots and screams obscenities at the bottles of Paracetemol.

 

Dan is afraid of all things spooky and always hides under the bed on Hallow'een for fear of having to answer the door to those terrifyingly scary 'trick or treat' kids.

 

Obi wan was once arrested for trying to sell Madonna's ex husband on the pavements of Newcastle. He hadn't fully understood what penny for the guy meant.

 

Dan still struggles to understand why the "Changing Room" videos he covertly filmed are so different to those on the tv programme.