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Discussion in 'Peterborough' started by DMD, Oct 14, 2014.

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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I can confirm it was a complete accident how DMD tripped over when using the vacuum cleaner (whilst he was naked) and regardless of what those experts say, it is indeed possible to land in such a position.
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 29, 2014
  2. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Obi Wan is a retired vacuum cleaner salesman
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 29, 2014
  3. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    WD is a paramedic who was at hand to help Dutch in his embarrassing, naked accident.

    A true professional.
     
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    Is Vic there?, Oct 29, 2014
  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Vic is a reporter for The Sun 'newspaper' who wrote the article about DMD's embarrassing, naked 'accident'.
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 30, 2014
  5. kiwiqpr

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    obi holds the new world record for eating hotdogs
    70 in ten minutes
     
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    kiwiqpr, Oct 30, 2014
  6. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Since reading this, Kiwi can't stop hoovering.
     
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    DMD, Oct 30, 2014

  7. kiwiqpr

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    yeah why is that

    dmd is going to pay my tab
     
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    kiwiqpr, Oct 30, 2014
  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Kiwi is Robbie Savage's hair stylist and always gives him a cut and a blow.
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 30, 2014
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    obi has seen annie the musical 193 times
     
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    The Gruffalo was based on Kiwi's life.
     
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  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Dan still has the moves on dance floor and even on his 70th birthday he was seen leading the dance to Chaka Khan's "I'm every woman".
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 30, 2014
  12. Is Vic there?

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    Obi is resident DJ at Tup Tup Palace.

    Get me a photo of Snoop when he arrives, please mate.
     
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    Is Vic there?, Oct 30, 2014
  13. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Vic had a rather eventful first day in his new job. It later transpired that the new clerk at the job centre thought that 'debt collector' and 'rent boy' meant the same thing.

    Still, Vic likes his new career and is the top of the 'performance related bonus' chart.
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 30, 2014
  14. Minxy

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    Obi & Vic were looking forward to their threesome last night but unfortunately Doll got a puncture & had to cancel
     
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    Minxy, Oct 30, 2014
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    Minxy once used a picture of Minnie Mouse as her passport photo for a joke - she got let through customs in Berlin with it.
     
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  16. DMD

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    In an attempt to save money, Dan's been trying to live on road kill.

    He thought the vegetable soup he found on the pavement this morning was over salty and had too many carrots.
     
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    DMD, Oct 30, 2014
  17. Minxy

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    DMD paints his finger nails his teams colours for away matches
     
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  18. DMD

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    Being posh, Minxy often spends a weekend in Cambridge, picnicing and being punted up the back reaches.
     
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    DmD's carving Susan Boyle's face into a pumpkin tomorrow night to scare off all the trick or treaters.
     
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    Dan's combing his hair tomorrow night to scare off all the trick or treaters.
     
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