Post a lie about the poster above.

DMD doesn't like talking about the time he appeared on Noel Edmonds' Multi-Coloured Swap Shop in 1979. That was the day his dad swapped him for a Scalectrix set.

 

Toon4Life lost his heart to a starship trooper.

 

Steptoe and Son was a 'fly on the wall' documentary filmed in DMD's house.

 

Toon4Life has a secret passion for jelly-babies except for the orange ones.

He is looking for an orange jelly-baby lover to complete his life.

 

minxys house (and celler) appeared in the first series of hoarders

nothing seen in there has ever been surpassed

 

Since watching early Dr Who episodes, kiwi has a phobia of sink plungers.

 

DMD speaks like a Dalek

 

brb has the largest collection of china ducks in the south east

 

Minxy's been on the cannabis again

 

brb regrets telling Minxy's that he likes to play with his submarine in the bath

 

woopert often gazes out of his lounge window, wondering what life would have been like if he had not accepted Noel Edmond's invitation to visit Crinkly Bottom.

 

Kiwi completed a college dissertation on teflon, explaining why it was so important that in space, fried eggs can't stick to the pan.

 

DMD was delighted when he thought he had broken the 4 minute mile ...... but his watch had stopped

 

Minxy bought a racehorse and wants to name it after her favourite song, but she's struggling to work out how to register a horse with no name.

 

DMD was the choreographer for the original 'Birdie Song' dance by the Tweets.

 

woopert has just bought a ticket for the virgin space flights for his wifes Christmas present

 

Every Christmas and birthday, kiwi's favourite present is a pair of hand-me-down trousers from his uncle (Simon Cowell).

 

toon4life saves money by getting all his food from skips