Post a lie about the poster above.

Dutch is so excited Halloween is nearly upon us.

He's been wrapping special chocolates to give to the lovely, innocent children who, unfortunately live in his neighbourhood.

Those poor kids.

 

woopert shaves all his pubic hair because he heard it makes IT look bigger

 

Kiwi's trying to encourage Tony Fernandes to relocate QPR to Wanganui national park.

 

Dan wrote the Stone's hit .... I can't get no satisfaction

 

Let's face it, Minxy is one of the lads, but takes it too far when she joins in the farting competition

 

Vic is hoping for some new hair straighteners for Christmas ..... but Santa may know what a naughty boy he has been

 

Minxy turns the speakers upside down for authenticity when listening to Aboriginal music.

 

DMD has the longest toe nails in the world and uses them to chop up veg while still sitting in the lounge watching Sky Sports.

 

Toon4Life has been busy perfecting a way for people to determine the weight of their own head.

 

It was after a chance meeting with DMD that George Lucas had the inspiration to create the character now known as Jabba the Hutt.

 

Obi Wan is no longer a Toon fan

 

When asked to locate Peterborough on a world map, Minxy pinpointed Ulaanbaatar, *****lia.

 

Toon loves cucumbers with a passion, and is amazed people waste them in sandwiches.

 

DMD helped to build Stonehenge.

 

The song "The ugly duckling" was inspired by Woopert's Duck's school photos.

 

Toon4Life's great grandfather invented the toothbrush. The obvious hereditary trait explains why it's not called a teethbrush.

 

DMD's great grandfather invented the hairbrush. The obvious hereditary trait explains why it's not called a hairs brush.

 

Toon4life's great grandfather bought a hair brush which passed down through the generations. The obvious hereditary trait explains why they call it the heir brush.