I can't eat pies
I love them but they hate me!

Much like marriage.
Have you just got a thing for the cake?
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What's your favourite pie?
No puns about hairy/shaven please.
I made two today, in the oven now & smell delightful.
Corned beef with potato & onion & bacon & egg.
I love corned beef pie, what varieties do you lot like?
What a very good idea.I once did a Sunday dinner pie with the leftovers and it was ****ing lush, chicken, stuffing, tatties, cabbage, carrots and gravy, the works. It was a right Desperate Dan pie but tasted lush mate.

Aye, I like them too. With some sweet pickle.A whole thread on pies and not one mention of a pork pie.
Truely the king of kings in the pie kingdom.
Pork pies are utter dog food, what the **** is that jelly stuff?
I'd sooner scoop out the contents of a u-bend and put that in a pie.
Bet you love celery pies though.
What is that jelly stuff?
Did you know proper gelatine is boiled down pig trotters. Yum yum.
Do you also turn your nose up at pork crackling and chicken skin?
The best bits.
Most of the really tasty stuff is mate.Like pork crackling mate but not pork scratchings they're liftin.
Chicken skin is amazing but I rarely eat it, it's very bad for you!
Most of the really tasty stuff is mate.
Like pork crackling mate but not pork scratchings they're liftin.
Chicken skin is amazing but I rarely eat it, it's very bad for you!
What a very good idea.
Aye, I like them too. With some sweet pickle.
First bit of achicken i go for is the skin.
Mind i also love chicken hearts fryed in butter and garlic.
Bet you love celery pies though.
What is that jelly stuff?
Did you know proper gelatine is boiled down pig trotters. Yum yum.
Do you also turn your nose up at pork crackling and chicken skin?
The best bits.
I always found pork pies to be too slimy. Horrible.
The pastry is nowt flash either!

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