Off Topic Pies

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You.d be ****ed if you got stuck on a desert island then.

It.ll be a diet of coconut and tree bark.

If we were stuck on a desert island together, you could just make me Tom Yum... coconut milk, prawns, bit of spice... you'd be ****ed way before me, there'd be no bar <laugh>
 
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Does that sign say "Drive In"?

You can drive into the restaurant and get a pie in your car?

I'd hide that mate or there's 17m lazy fat British heading your way.
 
Ive eaten all three. But not in a pie.

A crispy bacon/mushroom with hp sauce pie.

Hhmm. May just work.

Mushrooms with bacon? you need to wash your mouth out mate, the only thing that should ever go in a sandwich with bacon is sausage or egg or both, and sauce.

Mushrooms... you've been sniffing Monty's glue again?
 
Bacon goes with lots of things - believe me, I'm an expert on bacon.
Eggs, mushrooms, leeks, liver, onions, sausage, potato fritters.
It's like a kind of pick-a-mix, try any combination, they all work. <ok>
 
Mushrooms with bacon? you need to wash your mouth out mate, the only thing that should ever go in a sandwich with bacon is sausage or egg or both, and sauce.

Mushrooms... you've been sniffing Monty's glue again?

Picky little bugger aren't ya!!!

Your mum must have had a right old time getting food into you!
 
I love all seafood. I eat loads of squid and prawns.

Our freezer is full of fish!!

Had to empty it to move it last year and there were 10 different types of fish in there.

I didn't know there were that many types of fish out there <yikes>
 
Picky little bugger aren't ya!!!

Your mum must have had a right old time getting food into you!

Haha you couldn't be more accurate mate, I was awful as a kid to feed apparently. Ended up a skinny bastard who only ate pasta.

I eat a lot more things nowadays but still quite picky.
 
Bacon goes with lots of things - believe me, I'm an expert on bacon.
Eggs, mushrooms, leeks, liver, onions, sausage, potato fritters.
It's like a kind of pick-a-mix, try any combination, they all work. <ok>

Do you like streaky bacon? I love it, got to make it crispy, I eat it as snacks.