Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

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Damn... need to poop but all the office loos are taken. Would it be inappropriate to poo in the ficus tree pot?

Free fertilizer and I could use leaves to wipe with.

Damn... think tree is a fake.
 
Milk Milk:4337218 said:
Damn... need to poop but all the office loos are taken. Would it be inappropriate to poo in the ficus tree pot?

Free fertilizer and I could use leaves to wipe with.

Damn... think tree is a fake.
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Some dirty ****er used a sock at our work last week! Tried to flush it too <doh>
 
Certainly wasn't, no chance I'd go sockless! I'd have used my boxers <laugh>
 
Enricky said:
<doh>

Take brown boxers and you wouldn't know the difference <ok>
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It was annoying as its not exactly a big builder, nor would they have not known where the main office / reception was since you have to walk past when you enter the building. Fortunately, it wasn't me that found it <laugh>
 
Gerrez said:
It was annoying as its not exactly a big builder, nor would they have not known where the main office / reception was since you have to walk past when you enter the building. Fortunately, it wasn't me that found it <laugh>
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<ok><laugh>

When I was at school, there was someone who took a **** in a urinal <confused>

Some people are just weird as **** <doh>
 
You mean you're not supposed to?


What about water fountains? We are supposed to pee in them right?



More seriously... one place I worked a few years before I started working there they got sued by a former employee for racial harassment (not sure exact charge of lawsuit).

She found a human poo in her cube and asked for the company to install security cameras around her workspace. company refused so she left and sued them.

Not sure what any of that has to do with race other than there must have been more to it than management/grapevine let on.

Poo has a way of making it to strange locations.
 
Milk Milk said:
You mean you're not supposed to?


What about water fountains? We are supposed to pee in them right?



More seriously... one place I worked a few years before I started working there they got sued by a former employee for racial harassment (not sure exact charge of lawsuit).

She found a human poo in her cube and asked for the company to install security cameras around her workspace. company refused so she left and sued them.

Not sure what any of that has to do with race other than there must have been more to it than management/grapevine let on.

Poo has a way of making it to strange locations.
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More likely constructive dismissal <ok>
 
On a building site this week with one of those Portaloo jobees, no way am I using that disgusting thing. Butt clenching for 8 hours ain't much fun.
 
There was a special kid in my primary school who shat in a sink, and another time spread his **** all over the walls in the toilets with his hands.
 
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